Dr. bigmacastaja

the pump can commence now, god speed mi amigos

frens, due to kinda foreseen circumstances i ignored, i think i have to liquidate and hit the road, i might not be here for awhile because watching you all make it without me is gonna kill my heart, but i am certain that you are all about to make it, i'll be fine tho keep meming

I'm taking it back to the old school (pbr tall cans in some parking lot)

You don't know what you got til it spits in your face and throws a right hook amirite

Lord knows this birb you cannot chaaaaaaaNge

Think I'm headed to Mexico boys I'm joining a gang they said it's cool they need white boy like me so I'm pretty sure I can make a good run at this

When my tiny existence becomes a burden worth fighting about

I don't say sorry I hand you a mcgriddle and you say sorry to me

Here we go

Fuck fake frens who make offers with hidden motives I'm so fuckin pissed but I'm never trapped I got this

I am being tested right now, but it's a retard testing me so he's very mad at me

Stupid slot machine killed itself instead of letting me win wtf man

In hindsight double shots on the plane at 7am was probably not the best decision

There's always tomorrow

I'm gonna win

In a room full of rich mfers pretty sure I got the best memes