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Joined February 2017
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I clog my pores like I’m filling in a scantron
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Just picked some orange and pink roses............do you grow them...........have you ever rubbed a wet rose on your face?
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Not interested in any of the stress associated with the aftermath of murdering someone. Getting a new phone and camping? Not for me.
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Raised by the French
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Me: *trying to flush the toilet at a friend's house* Unflushable poop:
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I should have been cast as Yoshi, given how many eggs I’ve shot out of my ass
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This guy loves crimes
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Extremely disappointed by the Taliban here
BREAKING: The Taliban announce a list of deputy ministers, failing to appoint any women, doubling down on an all-male, all-Taliban government in Afghanistan. apne.ws/usSETrS
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cursed still image from an early 90s taco bell commercial where a woman eats the taco FROM THE TOP
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Me: This pizza is really good! Somebody Who Visited Italy With Their Family For A Week When They Were 14: *sighs* It’s fine...
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2 people got caught trying to smuggle KFC into a locked down city in my home country today and the police laid the KFC out like a drug bust.
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Snakes from Team Fortress 2
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How much for the horse tornado? Sir, that's a carousel. I must have it.
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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired from jacking off on the plane
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hello, hasbro? i’m calling- yes, it’s me again. calling about the- that’s right, the furbies. seems they’ve invented god again. they’re chanting and they’ve trapped me in the bathroom. sure ok. yes, i can hold.
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Me: the drugs aren’t kicking in Me after 1 hour:
.@LilNasX can we get a feature on the next album? 🦋💕
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pilot: we’ll be landing shortly passengers: ok pilot: on the moon passengers: what pilot: i went too high
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