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a monster in the shape of a girl

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Joined December 2019
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stop looking at my twitter
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i can tell you’ve never performed minimally invasive surgery on yourself
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i’m at planned parenthood and this crazy bitch came in here talking about she used to be monica lewinsky and now she needs the lords forgiveness
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fuck that gotta do with me
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told my bf i was having fun at friendsgiving brunch and he asked what we were up to and like i can’t really tell him me and my friends are sat in a circle talking about circumcision
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Me at work
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I'm at Ross anybody need this True Religion pregnancy test??
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id HATE to be a celeb bc everyone thinks gabriette is pregnant but she’s a very thin woman who could very well just be bloated & i don’t find it appropriate to speculate on a pregnancy with someone who dropped a lot of weight in recent years .. even if she is that’s her business
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imagine u lose a bunch of weight to the point where ppl r calling u unhealthy and they see u in one picture with a bloat and now they calling u pregnant .. that would send me into a spiral bruh r u serious u don’t know what she deals with !
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damn u people can’t do anything
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thinking about posting an instagram story soon
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never played victim bitch I’m the prime suspect
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cause if u can’t go to bella noches where the hell could u go ..
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olivia’s christmas song is cute and the internet is full of haters who don’t understand her vision
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the christmas wrapping sample !!!! like YALL DONT GET HER
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The one thing they really don’t prepare you for in your 20’s is how good playing house feels with your romantic partners feels and how it’s VERY DANGEROUS
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It really is over for me and thats okay
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but i’m no good at math
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