Fingerprint login on phone on one of my accounts didnt work after 3 attempts so was asked for pass code which worked fine after 1 attempt. WTAF? I used same finger for fingerprint login and pass code.

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What's the difference between a crockpot and a slow cooker?

Was gonna take the lads out for a few beers today my treat but being advised to stay in due to weather. Oh well never mind. Its the thought that counts

Then Dundee manager Jim 'Agent' McIntyre signing James Horsfield and trying to pass him off as a football player 🤣🤣

Oops. Just noticed the Star Trek films are on Sky Sci-Fi. That will do just fine

Gonna say it. This time oa year its too cauld tae go to football and I dont mind admitting it. Im a cald tattie.....as my auld granny used tae say

Hundreds of channels on tv now and all utter pish. Absolutely nothing worth watching.

After my initial concerns about slow cookers I've come round to admitting they are a useful thing to have so am going to invest in one. Anybody got any recommendations as to which one is best. Not necessarily the cheapest but a good one. There appear to be loads online

There cant be another James Bond. He died several years ago in last Bond film. Only way he can come back is if they call him The James Bond. If so would he be allowed to keep all his former successes in saving the planet? 🤣🤣

Pacamara on Perth Rd for breakfast. Waffles eggs n Bacon. Its pricey yes just over £20 for brekkie plus coffee but you just have to treat yourself on occasion

Ah this has resurfaced again. The time I tried to make an omelette and it turned out like this 🤣🤣

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Arsenal v Real Madrid hospo on Dec 9th. Tempting but some price. The quarter and semi finals last season were cheaper than that.

Sevco not even been in the game

Thats been coming. Dundee been excellent