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Every time a girl asks me for a financial bail out .
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Replying to @dunkaruma
Well put, refusing the ego war often saves the energy that proving a point would waste
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Have you ever wondered why, in a war of egos, the person who refuses to fight often wins the most? When everyone is fighting to prove they're right, the person who chooses peace over pride may appear defeated, but in reality, they've won. Not every battle deserves your energy. Not every argument deserves a response. Sometimes, walking away isn't weakness, and silence isn't defeat. It's the ultimate victory.
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Harooooooo Tutam
𝗘𝗶𝗻𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗮 🏟️ Ein besonderes Spiel zum Start ins neue Jahr: Der FC Bayern reist am 5. Januar 2027 nach Nairobi und trifft dort im Rahmen der feierlichen Eröffnung des neuen Nationalstadions „Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City“ auf Ajax Amsterdam. 🔗 Alle Infos: fcbayern.com/2zB4o
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Nimetoka kuhustle na bibi akasema nipike, fuck genz marriage.
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DUN retweeted
Mbavu karibu avunjike mgongo akijaribu kukeep up na reps za Khaligraph Jones !
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Maziwa 80bob! EIGHTY! FUCK!!
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Sifuna loyalists drop your handles tuguzee before tulale
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Top of my agenda this week: making sushi! 🍣 It’ll be my first time ever trying it, and I’m even more excited that I’m making them myself at home. Let’s see how this goes 🤞
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DUN retweeted
If there was a General Election in the UK tomorrow who would you vote for?
19%Labour❤️
72%Conservative💙
5%Green💚
4%Lib Dem🧡
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If that really was a Budget to pave the way for an early general election, and voters choose to keep this Government in office, then I'm afraid the British people will deserve everything they get.
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Despot Uhuru Kenyatta, the chief plunderer of public resources, abductor, torturer and mass murderer, is on the 2027 ballot through 3 proxies and projects: 1. Stephen Kalonzo Musyoka. 2. Edwin Sifuna. 3. Fred Okengo Matiang’i. Despot William Ruto is on the ballot by himself and through one proxy and project: 1. Ndindi Nyoro. Chief Tribalist Rigathi Gachagua wants to vie for president, and if blocked by the courts, he has chosen one proxy and project: 1. Stephen Kalonzo Musyoka. Kenyans must stop the silly neocolonial games of recycling bandits. The 2027 general election is part of the organized system of deluding people that they have power to change their leaders while the anti-people system is solidified. My suggestion is that we overhaul the entire system, retire the bandits by force, repossess the TRILLIONS of PUBLIC RESOURCES they have plundered and punish them to the fullest extent of the law. Unless that’s done, 2027 will just be another theatre for RECYCLING BANDITS. Another lying, stealing and brutal Uhuru Kenyatta, William Ruto and Rigathi Gachagua will continue using Kenya as their PRIVATE ESTATE and 99.9% of the people will remain their slaves. Stop engaging in futile imperialist exercises which have gone on for 63 years as the lives of the overwhelming majority of the population worsen. Telling the truth is a revolutionary act. #SocialismIsTheSolution #RevolutionNow
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Don't become so obsessed with the person you're trying to become that you forget to appreciate the person you once prayed to be.
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DUN retweeted
Never stop trying or believing. Never give up. It’s not over until God says so. Your day will come.
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Imagine being in Canada, wanting to study in Nigeria, and now you can write UTME from Ottawa. 😂 This is actually a good move by JAMB. 🇳🇬🇨🇦
For Nigerians in Canada, the UTME is coming closer to home. 🇳🇬🇨🇦 JAMB is working towards establishing a UTME centre in Ottawa, Canada, expected to commence operations in 2027. The proposed centre will make it easier for eligible Nigerians in Canada and across North America to sit for the UTME without travelling to Nigeria solely for the examination. It also represents a bigger opportunity to strengthen the connection between Nigerians in the diaspora and Nigerian tertiary education. More access. Fewer barriers. Closer to home. #JAMB #UTME2027 #NigeriaInCanada #JAMBUpdates #TheTrustWeHold #ThePeopleWeServe
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This week, I’m pressing record on something I’ve wanted to build for a long time. A YouTube channel where I turn difficult topics into lessons students can actually enjoy and understand. No hype. Just me, my knowledge, and a camera. Day 1 starts tomorrow or next. If you see this journey, support it. Let’s see how far we can take it.
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How happy are you with BOSS’s work Let me know in the comments
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√ تمہاری محبت ایک دن مجھے اپنی جانب کھینچ لائے گی، میں دنیا کے کسی بھی گوشے میں ہوں، ایک دن تم تکــــ پہنـچ جاؤں گا...!! ✍️💗ࢪ𓆩♡𓆪
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Crispy Chicken with Rice, Sweet Fish Sauce, and Spicy Sour Mango Salad (OD, Crispy Chicken with Sweet Fish Sauce and Spicy Sour Mango Salad) # 3 Ingredients for Crispy Chicken: • Boneless chicken thigh • Seasoning powder • Garlic powder • Ground pepper • Crispy frying flour (batter mix) • Cold water Ingredients for Mango Salad (Yam Mamuang): • Lime • Thai Wildflower Honey • Fish sauce • Seasoning powder • Shredded unripe Nam Dok Mai mango / sour
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DUN retweeted
On 5th January 2027 utapata kuna takataka mahali imewekelea GG iyo game ya Bayern Munich vs Ajax na bado ina shout wantam pale Raila Odinga International Stadium, haha that's why wewe bado ni maskini ndugu.
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The incoming Murang’a County Woman Rep. Mungu mbele 🙏 #Youth4Youth
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