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duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ retweeted
I don’t care how many times an application crashes, I am not “sending a report” fucking snitch behavior
duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ retweeted
Another blog post I've been sitting on for a while. A question I get asked often is how managers actually evaluate engineers. That's a long answer. But we can at least talk abut some expectations that engineers often overlook.
marcorogers.com/blog/advice-…
duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ retweeted
Imagine being Uber and making everyone do tough code challenges for a job only to have your admin passwords hard coded on a script that can be accessed by phishing one person.
duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ retweeted
Just learned that baby elephants suck their trunks for comfort, just like baby humans suck their thumbs. Everyone look at this
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Obama killing all of his houseplants is the most I’ve ever related to a president
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That’s my emotional support stack of unread books on my nightstand.
duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ retweeted
My objection to Rust, OCaml, Haskell, etc. is that I am a bad programmer who wants to write bad programs. Python is naturally suited to this task
duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ retweeted
Mankind wasn’t meant to work in December. We were meant to hide from wolves, drink, and pray our autumn harvest will last us through the Dark Months
duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ retweeted
Oh, you love git? Name every way your branch has diverged from origin
