@duris

John Malkovich was once mistaken for me.

 New Orleans
Joined March 2009
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43YO QB equals #Saints RB rushing on one play. Probably. Not bothering to actually look at stats.
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Score TDs and you don’t have to rely or your 💩 kicker #Saints
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If you could punch one person in the face repeatedly, who would it be and why would it always be Bill Vinovich #Saints
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I would really like Jason Kelce to STFU #Saints
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Nice morning to sit outside and listen to the neighborhood yelling at their TVs #Saints
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Let’s keep doing the tush push, which we have shown no semblance of being able to do #Saints
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I would hate being a Texas fan. Good lord.
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The end of #BYUvsUCF is why our parents told us not to do drugs
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Duris Holmes retweeted
@KedgeOnline@KedgeOnlineOct 22
The other day I was wearing my Nazi uniform and a stranger said “go Falcons!” and it was extremely embarrassing, you never want to be associated with an organization like that.
Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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Duris Holmes retweeted
BowTiedYukon
@BowTiedYukonOct 22
Blowing a 28 - 3 lead will radicalize you
Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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Who's up for an @AtlantaFalcons Who's up for an @AtlantaFalcons mocking? twitchy.com/brettt/2026/10/2…

The Bird Reich: Did the Atlanta Falcons Nazi What Their New Profile Picture Looks Like?

Atlanta Falcons face backlash over new profile picture's controversial Nazi-like design.

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But what did the Mahalia Jackson Performance Art Theatre do to her?
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I’m too old for this #Saints
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Dumbest. Play. Calling. Ever. #FireKellenMoore
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This is so hilarious I could cry #Saints
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Fire Kellen Moore just for switching to Rattler with over nine minutes left. #Saints
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Nice to see Jameis completing passes to #Saints players again
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Kendra Miller definitely your go to on the goal line. FFS.
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But no late hit. Go to hell @NFLOfficiating.
Duris Holmes@durisOct 18
Now I lay the QB down to sleep, otherwise it’s roughing
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