Space is sick.

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined September 2009
Replying to @dusch13
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ep 6 of The Agonies ✨ Follow-up Appointment With The Masturbation Oracle with @Alldogsaredead & @dusch13 is up now and it is heavily testicle themed! we discuss the “good” brand of prosthetic balls, putting pills into raviolis and getting cancer from being kicked by a pig
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ICYMI: Last week @dusch13 from @ThumbCrampsPod and @rubyinnes had a long chat about the Switch 2 Direct, which you can find on YouTube in a neat package!
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every Australian by law should get to kick you in the head
Congratulations @realDonaldTrump on your inauguration as 47th President of the United States. The United States is a great friend of Australia’s. Our Alliance has never been stronger. I look forward to working with you on the opportunities and challenges ahead.
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My 2025 new year’s resolution is to become way worse.
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I was very brave and saw the movie #Kraven four times in one day and it was maybe poisonous to my brain im thinking. youtu.be/o0SS9NGjhQw?si=2VbG…
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Sorry for doing this to you @letterboxd and also sorry to my brain. I may never recover.
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full quote is even funnier, godspeed guys keep up this energy
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My therapist called me a professional comedian sincerely mid session today and I don’t know if it was a patient retention technique or a legitimate statement but either way, gonna need to book in another 15 sessions to work through that now.
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It feels good to post this at 1:30am, a full 12 hours after it happened.
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I dunno why Uber drivers apologize when they answer their phone. I love when they’re on the phone, vibes go through the roof, be on the phone more!!!
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you are just mad because you are angry
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Alexei has lived my dream
Four Video Store Favorites with @ThisisAlexei, host of the @BetootaAdvocate’s Last Video Store podcast.
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My ass fucked up. I'm trapped at the Silent Hill Thirsty Camel. Uh oh.
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Thumb Cramps is doing their second ever* first ever* live show on Jan 22, 2025 with @rubyinnes. There’s only 15 tickets left already, ticket link in replies!!!
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Happy Birthday The GameCube. You were the first console I bought with my own money and also the first console I got called a pussy for having. Landmark moments.
GameCube : 23 yrs old today 🇺🇸 "Celebrate Birthdays"
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A wonderful drawing of me and my best friend @Alldogsaredead by @becness. We have never looked better.
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cant believe this sold out before i could even retweet it LMAO
Thumb Cramps - Jeff It, We’ll Do It Live! With special guest @rubyinnes! Jan 23, Nighthawks Bar, $15. Tickets on sale now. Ticket link in replies. See you soon, gamers.
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Thumb Cramps - Jeff It, We’ll Do It Live! With special guest @rubyinnes! Jan 23, Nighthawks Bar, $15. Tickets on sale now. Ticket link in replies. See you soon, gamers.
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Nothing would bring me more joy than having to watch the wet sack of shit looking cunt Elon have to power through an embarrassing loss of his boy Donald. Fuck all politicians but fuck Trump way more. Cunt.
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Doing my best to get the right vibe out there today by listening to nothing but this on repeat all day. youtu.be/BlIREcAu0PI?si=ugX4…
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