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Van Wert County, USA

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Volunteer Firefighter, Professional Arsonist. Former trapeze artist now known as Butterfingers van Wert.

 Hell, USA
Joined April 2008
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A man is a "rake" and a woman is a "hoe", please explain this, gardeners.
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One of the cruelest things a person can do to another, is give them false hope with no true intentions behind it and call that love.
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RednBlackSalamander@9mmballpointNov 6
No Kings wasn't fucking around
Polling USA (@USA_Polling) profile picturePolling USA
@USA_PollingNov 5
Welcome back Thirteen Colonies
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Haters_gonna_hate@princess_kim_kNov 5
NO AIPAC LEADERS! Pass it on
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What I’m about to write is true and very funny. A few years ago; the company that makes Cards Against Humanity bought a piece of land in Texas which sits on the space X campus. On that land they are building a statue explicitly to annoy Elon Musk. 🧵
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@covie_93Oct 30
You better vote because they can't.
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@BraddrofliTOct 25
Fox News is putting Nicki Minaj up telling people to vote red. Let’s break that down. Can Nicki Minaj vote? No. She’s not a U.S. citizen. Can Nicki Minaj’s husband vote? No, he’s a registered sex offender. Can Nicki Minaj’s brother vote? No, he’s serving 25 years to life for child sexual assault. She seems like the perfect spokesperson for MAGA republicans.
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Lack of subtitles.
Darren Hawbrook (@Blurred_Worlds) profile pictureDarren Hawbrook@Blurred_WorldsOct 18
What's one thing that puts you off a book more than anything else?
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Because it's where that asshole belongs.
mahii (@ayeshaTools60) profile picturemahii@ayeshaTools60Oct 18
IF DEMOCRATS WIN THEY WILL SPEND EVERY MINUTE TRYING TO JAIL TRUMP.
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@hwinkler4realOct 18
Now HERE is a fact we should Talk about EVERY Day
Annie (@AnnieForTruth) profile pictureAnnie
@AnnieForTruthOct 18
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Weird, I don’t see much of this on Twitter. Spread the word ✌️
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@nathanfielder8 Feb 2012
nothing matters but love. please RT.
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Princess Bride. Spinal tap. Butch Cassidy &the Sundance Kid. Brazil. Blade Runner. City of Lost Children. Blues Brothers.
Emily 🦋 (@EmilySm43) profile pictureEmily 🦋
@EmilySm43Oct 16
Name a movie you've watched at least 5 times and would still watch again tonight if it came on. No overthinking
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BREAKING: Jack @jackunheard a lying douche bag.
Jack (@jackunheard) profile pictureJack
@jackunheardOct 16
BREAKING: James Talarico is accused of using his mother’s address to run for office in Texas at age 35, violating state election law.
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Can't even use "For you" tab because it's all MAGA bullshit. Fuck you, Elon! #Fuckelon #fuckmusk #fuckelonmuskwithacactus
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PeeWee Herman, Howdy Doody, Cookie Monster, Bullwinkle. Me.
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And I will assume you suck dick of racist pedophiles, because you are one too.
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K A C E Y (@KaceyMusgraves) profile picture
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@KaceyMusgravesOct 12
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
Kristi Noem (@KristiNoem) profile pictureKristi Noem
@KristiNoemOct 12
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Yes, I killed a lot of people. And, admittedly, I did it in a serial fashion. But now you are all calling me a serial killer?! WTF?! This is some bullshit!!!
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This is what a fucking idiot says. Mitch McConnell, dumb ass. It's the goddamn flu, moron.
Sean Feucht (@seanfeucht) profile pictureSean Feucht
@seanfeuchtOct 8
Word on the street in Austin is that Talarico had a complete mental breakdown and needed a week’s break for “mental wellness.” His race should now be cooked. If he can’t handle basic campaigning, he cannot handle the US Senate.
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No. Donald Trump should be in jail. Jack Smith is a patriot, you are a dumb fuck collaborator. Go to Hell, go straight to hell, do not collect 200 dollars.
Josh Hawley (@HawleyMO) profile pictureJosh Hawley
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Never before had a Department of Justice charged a presidential candidate with a crime during an election. It was a disgusting abuse of power Jack Smith should be in jail
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You are a criminal and fuck you
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