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bethliz

@dwebbol

she // her // unbothered // moisturized // happy // in my lane // focused // flourishing pfp by @k4gatsu

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Joined March 2018
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me? a bottom?😤 yeah.. a BIKINI bottom: when she wants to hang out I'm 🧽SPONGEBOB when she wants to play I'm 🌟PATRICK when she wants money I'm 🍔MR KRAB when she wants to learn I'm 🐿️SANDY when she wants to hear music I'm 🦑SQUIDWARD when she wants to step on me I'm 🤏PLANKTON
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haiku by a robot
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researching
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oh my fucking god i just saw my hairline im gonna vomit
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played commander at work today #wageslave
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You just landed on an uncolonized island, ready to be settled. But there’s a catch: you have to settle within one region. What are you picking?
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bethliz@dwebbol18 Dec 2024
you get me closer to cod
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spongebob universe nine inch nails be like: kelp me i've got no sole to shell
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mods, search his graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with that name and exile them
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would you rather: pay me 0.07$ OR have me pay you 1$ the first minute, then 2$ the second minute, increasing by 1$/minute until infinity?
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COMMISSION!
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yay my cardboard's here
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This has got to be Apple's worst feature. Remembering short 4-6 digit codes from one app to another used to be my thing. It was what I was good at. They've taken that from me. My greatest evolutionary advantage, gone. Just like that. It's disheartening to say the least.
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desperate to be in love but sadly too pre-occupied with being in hate
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"5 or 6 isn't a lot" imagine stopping at just one store
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bethliz@dwebbol16 May 2021
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Bottleneck #Minecraft
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Enjoy yourself! Take anything you want from it!
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마롱@mm__rongAug 18
바보
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You know what's stronger than Viagra? Amontillado. That stuff got Fortunato bricked up forever.
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the french language isnt really my forty
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