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Find my frequent columns on Substack. Ex-columnist and other stuff at The Oregonian, Portland Tribune, NBC Sports NW. Played a reporter on "Portlandia."

Portland Oregon
Joined February 2009
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November 🍂 As poetically rendered by NFL Films' John Facenda
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Tributes to June Jones from former players, coaches, and close friends 💚 🧵 1/2
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On Friday the 13th 1987, the first and only time the horror legend Vincent Price performed the monologue from Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” live, ending it with that laugh that still freezes the blood. Happy Thrillerween X Halloween #ThrillerChallenge2026 #Thrillerween
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Boston doesn’t run plays. It runs 2-on-1s. Every drive makes the defense choose, and every choice leaves someone open. Dick DeVenzio: “By engaging two defenders… the defense must scramble to cover each pass.” Watch it again. Who’s the second defender on every possession?
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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell? Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts? Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cool breeze? Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? How I wish, how I wish you were here We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl, year after year Running over the same old ground What have we found? The same old fears Wish you were here
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Santana 🎩🪄 Black Magic Woman (Live at the 1998 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction) Featuring the legendary Peter Green. A magical performance of a timeless classic. Even better when these legends share the stage! Another Halloween favorite. Happy Saturday! 🎃👻
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How cool is this? Oregon QB Dante Moore and Northwestern OC Chip Kelly share a postgame moment. Kelly coached Moore at UCLA during his freshman season and they both are vocal about the respect they have for one another. #GoDucks
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On April 8th, 1983 Baron Von Raschke, Mad Dog Vachon & Hulk Hogan wrestled Jesse Ventura, Ken Patera & Bobby Heenan in a six man tag in Denver, Colorado and we have some interviews for the build up but I really wish we had footage of the match.
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one of the best covers I’ve ever heard.
Foo Fighters covering Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street on Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Here is the clip of the Brewers on SNL tonight: Pat Murphy, Christian Yelich, Brice Turang…and Drunk Uncle👇🤣 🎥: SNL
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Read it again "dummy."
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Hey old dummy, they were on an NBC sports channel, not just streaming! It was RECORDED while I was at the game. GET A CLUE!
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How long since they were NOT on real tv
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Dwight, I unfortunately know your slant well and I assumed you were trying to shit on the Ducks by implying they don’t play on “real TV” anymore. Reading your tweet again I see you’re getting so senile you don’t even remember last week when Oregon played on cable TV
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Read it again
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Dwight, I unfortunately know your slant well and I assumed you were trying to shit on the Ducks by implying they don’t play on “real TV” anymore. Reading your tweet again I see you’re getting so senile you don’t even remember last week when Oregon played on cable TV
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Typical people who don't understand what I wrote
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They played on free-to-air broadcast FOX exactly 14 days ago. The blow is being served your tweets on my feed
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Man, he’s a real project smh. Sweet kid. But, damn he’s green
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Was never a tv guy. A writer who was invited on tv
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Similar to your career
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If you grew up playing WIFFLE BALL in the 80s and 90s, this one's for you... We didn't just play Wiffle ball. We built STADIUMS in our backyards. I remember mowing the grass on the LOWEST setting to outline our field. Eventually the grass would die, which absolutely pissed my dad off. 😂 We chalked batter's boxes. Made our own outfield distance signs. Our HOUSE ROOF was the right-field home run fence. Left field? A portable fence we built ourselves. We scraped together whatever money we could find for replacement Wiffle balls at the local hardware store. We organized tournaments that lasted ALL SUMMER. Ghost runners. Made-up ground rules. Hit the runner with the ball to get him OUT. We argued calls like it was Game 7 of the World Series. No umpires. No coaches. No adults organizing anything. Just neighborhood kids, a plastic bat, a plastic ball, and an imagination that never ran out. And looking back 30 years later, something hits me... We were learning how to COMPETE. How to solve problems. How to make our own decisions. How to handle winning AND losing. We were developing baseball instincts without a single lesson. We were falling in love with the GAME without anybody telling us we needed to. We just called it PLAYING. Man, what I'd give for ONE MORE summer afternoon on those backyard fields. ⚾️ Who else grew up this way? Tell me about YOUR backyard stadium.
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Ducks haven't had a guy that wide open all year
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Sure and Peacock but not NBC
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Showing on NBC Sports Network
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