Dylan Davidsoñ

all these ppl talkin bout attending their ‘last class ever’ meanwhile i don’t remember the last time i attended class #iykyk #tweeterthoughts

i think it’s now clear which country would fall first to the zombie apocalypse

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idk if it’s bc i haven’t gone to bed fully sober in years and i’m not used to dreaming, but my dreams during this q have been fucking wild

in the morning i’m making wafflez #ifykyk 🧇

anyone curiose who invented beef jerky ? 🤔

yo does sumone have a plug for professor copperfields miracle legumes? asking for a friend 🥜

yo banana bread feels more like a banana than it tastes like a banana 🍌