thats a maybe

I ❤️ string cheese

Pretty disappointed in the @whiskeymyers set yet again. Leaving off popular songs, making the less popular songs last 10 mins. But mostly for the fact that when they do play one of their popular songs, they do a weird rendition where you can’t even sing along. SMH

Hate when old crack heads get into fitness as their new vice. Fuckers take some pre and start pacing in the gym, looking for windows to peek out of

taco johns should change the name of the meat and potato burrito to the lettuce and tomato burrito jfc That way at least I’ll know what to expect

Tired of hearing about Jada Shakur smith

Did anyone else have the feeling of superiority when they figured out T9word on their own back in the day?

I Named my Daughter Avalon and my Dog, Camry. Now just waiting on @Toyota to gift me a Tundra, then I will name my next daughter after one of their cars but I can’t say which one cause it’s a good one

Might take a day off work and get all these moths out of my house 😂😂

If hell is a real place it’s probably a dark room with 3 TV’s one playing the Big Bang theory without the laugh track, the second playing the office sound track on full volume and the 3rd is just playing friends

Damn I really a wanna trade my car for a van 😬

Pretty sure this dude at the gym tonight uses meth as a pre 😬

It’s pretty ridiculous that hotel check-in in 2023 isn’t 1 minute or less

Rapid City Rush is off their fucking rocker if they think I’m paying $66+ for a ticket 😂😂😂

Man I just ordered Pizza Hut for the first time in probably a year and lemme tell ya, I was not disappointed. Ol reliable stuffed crust really did a guy good. Feels like a 1999 Friday night

Dis what happens when you eat pussy in Manderson

A job/career paid on straight commission is a bit scary and super new for me but something’s telling me I’m right where I need to be

31-34 Eagles 🦅😈