If I say anything you disagree with, it's just satire. #IStandWithZoolander 😉
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I don't get the GST credit.
My household makes too much to qualify for the Canada Child Benefit.
I've never used EI.
I can afford more than $10-a-day for child care.
But I support @JustinTrudeau & all these government programs because I'm not an asshole.
#Canada #CdnPoli 🇨🇦
Why are there so often no @NHL games on TV. I subscribe to all the normal (cable) Sportsnet and TSN channels, Amazon Prime, and the Centre Ice package, yet it seems like every time I sit down to watch a game it's only available on Sportsnet Plus.
I refuse to pay $35 more/month.
Hockey fans who only (😤) pay for TSN, @Sportsnet & Amazon Prime... Since you can't watch hockey tonight despite blowing $50 a month to watch the @NHL , just a reminder that NFL football is on.
Florida/Carolina banner-raising time.
Gets the 2026-27 NHL season underway
Now on @Sportsnet+
Schools have no supplies and there are no busses -- both because our governing Conservative party is incompetent.
Perhaps we should just close the schools until Doug Ford leaves office.
#OntEd
Premier Ford can't get your kid a bus for the first day of school, but he has plenty of time to grandstand with this kind of low hanging fruit.
Sorry. It's just pathetic.
#CdnPoli #OnPoli
BREAKING:
It's unconfirmed, but I hear Michigan is planning to change the name of Lake Michigan to Lake Trumpblewbubba. 🍌
#CdnPoli
BREAKING: Self-described "Big Republican" Premier Doug Ford -- who has been an avid Trump Supporter in multiple U.S. elections -- is pulling ahead in Ontario's latest polling.
Trump-clone Ford is getting credit for his "elbow's up" approach to dealing w/ Trump. 🤦🏻🥴
#OnPoli
Never forget that Doug Ford grandstanded against Trump during Donald's first term, specifically when Trump froze medical shipments en route to Canada.
Ford then went on to support Trump in two successive elections. Ford will no doubt support the Republicans in 2028. #CdnPoli
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Ford hates Trump like Trump hates Putin.
It's all empty theatrics.
I don't buy it.
#onpoli
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Doug Ford, less then 3 days ago, fired almost 500 WSIB Ontario workers and sent the 15 million dollar contract to Texas.
His anti-Trump outrage is an act. He loves the US more then he loves Canada.
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Money laundering, FOMO, financial illiteracy, general illiteracy, an inability to read a graph, fraudulent documents... The Great Canadian Housing Boom had it all.
Until it didn't.
The @NHL needs to get rid of the salary cap.
Canadian teams NEVER winning the Cup because of tax inequities is just lame.
This is getting so offensive, Doug.
Ontario's hospitals are overflowing. Our schools are neglected. And, our post-secondary institutions are near-bankrupt.
Yet, all you seem to care about is alcohol.
It's pathetic.
#OnPoli #CdnPoli
From June 11 to July 19, bars and restaurants across Ontario will be able to extend alcohol service hours until 4 a.m. so fans can come together, cheer on Canada and celebrate the FIFA World Cup 2026™, no matter what time the game is on.
news.ontario.ca/en/release/1…