Hilariously derailing one-liner. Probably playing CS2.

transhumanist(system);maya#304
Joined June 2024
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Replying to @LinkyMew
this is extremely manipulative and maybe its not what you want to hear but if u keep acting like this ur not gonna have them, period. this shit drives people away faster then a screaming baby on a bus
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let's show him how it's done. *ahem* may i have a dollar
guys I have to say it is much harder to make a dollar than I thought. I expected to be picking out a Lamborghini by now.
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Replying to @WestsideLAGuy
Looks like she basically dodged a bullet. Any man who expects sex after just three dates and will break up with you if you don't give it to him as a loser.
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new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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i wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go β€œoh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say β€œit’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying β€œwell done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you
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I was very lonely so I bought some shares it’s nice to have a bit of company
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Replying to @LinusMixson
you think that’s bad last night while i was sleeping they broke into the php backend of my chastity cage and exfiltrated my penis
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