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just a bi 29 year old. she/her

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River Song's timeline, curated by me!✨ Simply because so many people get it wrong and that annoys me a little (a lot). Will add explanations when necessary. This only contains TV canon because I couldn't make sense of the billion Big Finish stories, even if I tried. A thread:
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Diego Calva and Jordan Firstman at the Los Angeles Premiere of ‘CLUB KID’.
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i think one big issue with fandoms is that they genuinely do not like platonic relationships and will stone you for viewing two characters as friends as if that makes their bond less ‘deep’
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maybe we clicked because we are both fucking psychotic.
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How does he have time to be gay if he's trapped in the dark place
Indeed I just think it’s poor writing too not make him super determined to escape. How does he have time to be gay if he’s trapped in the dark place. Is he writing male escorts into existence
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reading anna kerenina for the first time and at the risk of making a ridiculously facile observation it's crazy the extent to which a nineteenth century russian novel is basically just riffing on all the same bullshit we're talking about in 2026
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One of the coolest theories I’ve come across is that Don Quixote is not actually a real knight, he’s just a crazy old guy who imagines the world to be a fantasy
One of the coolest theories I’ve come across is that Paul Atreides was never truly the Kwisatz Haderach the Bene Gesserit intended—he was a rogue variant who forced the path open too early, and the real one (or the one who could have walked the Golden Path without becoming a tyrant) was always meant to emerge much later. The idea is that his prescience locked the universe into a narrower, more violent timeline, which is why Leto II had to take the extreme measures he did to force humanity off that track. It also ties into the theory that the sandworms themselves are a kind of living archive of ancestral memory—each worm carrying fragments of the consciousness of every Fremen and every previous God Emperor who was absorbed into the spice cycle. So when someone takes the Water of Life, they’re not just accessing their own genetic memory; they’re briefly plugging into a planetary-scale consciousness that has been evolving for millennia. Makes the whole ecosystem feel even more alien and deliberate.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is literally just the plot of Dune. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_(nov…
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riverdoctor is truly every trope ever
me when the age gap has one of them present for others actual birth and hold them as a baby
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Matt Smith being able to jump from whimsical and almost childish to wrathful and full of hate and anger has always made 11 my favourite
The whole of UK Twitter right now.
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My wife and I have this weird, almost sexual tension
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genuine whiplash from how good the dialogue used to be on this show
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I wish Remedy Entertainment nothing but continued success. Their games are so much more than just games. They're artistic experiences filled with imagination, creativity, and a distinct artistic vision. MORE PEOPLE SHOULD PLAY THESE GAMES
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so unfair that i’ll never get to experience this tour because i was born in the wrong generation
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“are they lovers?” worse. they were supposed to be and never got the chance to.
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happy halloween lovelies😈
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at least once a day i think of this Dune edit
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Fuck a biopic I wanna see Anna Sawai and Julia Garner fag out in a queer romance/music film about Jenny Shimizu and Madonna’s briefly gorgeous love affair… like “Velvet Goldmine” meets “Bound” like an intimate snapshot of this dynamic. That’s so much more interesting to me
Jenny Shimizu recalls her romance with Madonna in the 90s: "You’d get a phone call like, ‘Hey can you meet me at my Paris show. You’re in Europe right?’ So I’d be like, ‘Yeah, I’m just finishing Prada. Right after Prada I’ll catch a plane over.’ And I would. I’d go over to her hotel, to the Ritz, at like 4 in the morning, have sex, and then fly back to Milan.”
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new mass effect CANCELED, ao3 DOWN, sir patrick stewart DEAD, glee reboot IN THE WORKS we live in HELL
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madonna in a league of their own (1992) dir. penny marshall
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