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Niels Kloster

@eNiels

Software Engineer, heading the team building @saxobank 's observability platform.

 Copenhagen
Joined April 2009
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David Fowler
@davidfowl4 Jan 2025
The more I spend time in the devops space looking for what should be simple solutions to some problems I am appalled at the tooling state of the art. Absolutely developer hostile. It's clear why everyone tries to rebuild heroku.
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@soncharm16 Nov 2023
Using AI, I was able to take some old painting and make it better. First the painting. Notice how you can barely see what's even going on. Where even is this? Who are the people? Huh? You're too far away to really see the setup. Whole left side blank. Nothing here to grab onto.
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investindk.com/insights/tech… Impressive achievement by my old university – at Copenhagen, Denmark
Technical University of Denmark (DTU) ranks third after Stanford and MIT

Technical University of Denmark (DTU) ranks third after Stanford and MIT

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Major leak!! 🚨 Microsoft integrates ChatGPT in Bing. This looks crazy! See all the SCREENSHOTS in this thread 🧵👇 #chatgpt #ai #bing #microsoft #leak
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Are you an Engineer with #ElasticSearch experience ? Want to make it run smoothly on #Kubernetes ? Scaling to TBs of daily data ingest ? Building a platform for #Observability and #SIEM in Saxo Bank. Then please consider this job in Amsterdam saxobank.wd3.myworkdayjobs.c… #elasticON
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Cryptohagen@cryptohagen16 Oct 2022
😢 Jesper / @graffen blev taget fra os fredag aften - det er forfærdeligt og svært at forstå. Alle vores tanker til de nærmeste og alle hans venner
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Adina Ren@adinaren_6 Sep 2022
Katastrofal beslutning. DR lukker @DRDetektor, fordi “danskerne godt ved, der findes fake news, og der skal bruges penge på udvikling af podcast”. Det er en fucking joke.
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Sevilla FC
@SevillaFC_ENG3 Sep 2022
Dolberg is in the building! 🇩🇰
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Lykke Friis@lykkefriis19 Aug 2021
Udviklingen i Afghanistan gør mildest talt kun VM i Qatar endnu mere kontroversiel. Iflg. tysk avis flyver Qatar Taliban-leder tilbage til Kabul welt.de/sport/fussball/artic…
WM-Gastgeber Katar fliegt Taliban-Führer Baradar nach Afghanistan - WELT

WM-Gastgeber Katar fliegt Taliban-Führer Baradar nach Afghanistan - WELT

Katar steht wegen schwerer Menschenrechtsverletzungen beim Bau der Stadien für die Fußball-WM 2022 in der Kritik. Nun chauffiert das Land eine hochrangige Taliban-Delegation zurück nach Afghanistan....

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Hang Joakim Mæhle’s assist in the Louvre… #CZEDEN
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"Det er jo ikke korruption, hvis en hemmelig virksomhed holder et fagligt arrangement for politikere, og slutter arrangementet af med at give dem 5.000 kroner i hånden" #dkpol Hjælp vores stribe ved at dele og like - det betyder meget i det store algoritmespil
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Stort tilkykke til dig @LMSTSenderovitz jeg kommer til at savne dig i det daglige samarbejde, du er en fremragende kollega og kammerat. Spændende at følge din fortsatte karriere, jeg ved @novonordisk og @LarsFruergaard bliver glade for dig! God vind! #sundpol #SundhedForAlle
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Hvis kulturministeren gir grønt lys til fodbold i Danmark snart, kunne man så ikke ære hende ved at omdøbe Superligaen til Joy Division?
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Earlier today, Microsoft facilities talked about how they were now sending PPE to hospitals and food to shelters. In South Lake Union they were busy figuring out how to discredit someone trying to improve his labor conditions google.com/amp/s/amp.theguar… Who you work for matters.
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Mads Brügger
@MBrgger17 Mar 2020
Gæt hvem der er tilbage? 🤡Den Korte CoronAvis 17-03-2020 | Den Korte CoronAvis #dkmedier spreaker.com/user/12150513/d…
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Martin Thompson@mjpt7777 Mar 2020
Seems programming is not a math problem and those who learned faster "tended to have a mix of strong problem-solving and language abilities". phys.org/news/2020-03-math-p…
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I am hiring. We want to build a top class monitoring and #observability platform with the @elastic stack at the heart. Take a look and get in touch! saxo.easycruit.com/vacancy/2…
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Some great thoughts on the value of having an internal platform team in a large development org.
Galo Navarro (@srvaroa) profile pictureGalo Navarro@srvaroa2 Jan 2020
I just published a write-up of my talk on how we build an internal PaaS for 100s of engineers at @AdevintaEng. One of my goals was to take up the glove from @mipsytipsy's post on software sprawl re. infra teams sharing their experiences in this scope: srvaroa.github.io/paas/infra…
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Jepsen@jepsen_io30 Jan 2020
New Jepsen analysis! We talk about etcd's kv operations, watches, and locks. KV ops look strict serializable, and watches deliver all changes in order (with a minor undocumented edge case around revision zero). As usual, distributed locks aren't real: jepsen.io/analyses/etcd-3.4.…
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👏 – at Gentofte, Danmark
Troy Hunt (@troyhunt) profile pictureTroy Hunt
@troyhunt13 Jan 2020
I'm very happy to welcome the 8th government onto @haveibeenpwned, it's Denmark's Centre for Cyber Security, @cybersikkerhed! troyhunt.com/welcoming-the-d…
Welcoming the Danish Government to Have I Been Pwned

Welcoming the Danish Government to Have I Been Pwned

In a continued bid to make breach data available to the government departments around the world tasked with protecting their citizens, I'm very happy to welcome the first country onto Have I Been...

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