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god's oopsiest daisy, now with one ACL • 4x26.2 & 3 WMM stars • mets fan living in DC, caps fan born in NY

Joined April 2009
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A new marathon PR. 6,895 dollars raised for Smile Train. Thank you, friends and family. Thank you London. 🇬🇧❤️
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I would swap every single data center for like 2 Joanne Fabrics and a Toys R Us.
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went to the ravens/jags game last night with my job and today im expensing the hot dog i got at the game. truly the peak of my time in corporate America
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the cherry on top of a very good week
Tesla will wind down Cybertruck production around mid-2027, CEO Elon Musk says, after years of persistently weak sales for a futuristic model once touted as a rival to legacy pickup trucks. nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/t…
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Can someone from NYS explain to me why a lot of Westchester votes Dem while Long Island votes GOP?
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My final two ballparks of my MLB ballpark odyssey were the two in Texas. I am therefore taking partial responsibility for Blexas.
Ballpark thirty out of thirty.
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I’m playing QB in the 2nd half
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terrorizing the Friendsgiving food sign up Google doc
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kornacki cam 5 stars on letterboxd
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does anyone know a good tattoo parlor in Austin, TX
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I was thinking a cute little beaver (i meant beaver, not squirrel) on my lower back wearing a baseball cap
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i am, literally, from hell
Replying to @JSweetLI
Massapequa has given us: Joey Buttafuoco, Long Island serial killer Rex Heuermann, Jerry Seinfeld, the Baldwin brothers, Brian Setzer of the Stray Cats, Neil Diamond, Twisted Sister’s Dee Snider and now kept a NY House seat red
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i voted 30 times in texas and both carolinas. my name is aaron glenn, head coach of the new york jets
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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blexas has happened!!!! never kill yourself!!!!!!
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my hometown of magapequa is in fucking shambles right now and you know what? good.
BREAKING: Democrat Kathy Hochul wins New York's governor race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4BIiUkY
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New flowchart
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when i said "i hope the red team loses tonight", i did not mean the washington capitals
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they just called florida for gore
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OSSOFF WINS
GEORGIA JUST WENT BLUE FOR BIDEN HAVE A BLORGIA FANCAM
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me trying to figure out if I’m about to throw up or not
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if you saw "clayface" in the movie theatre you owe me 15 dollars
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