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Alberto ☭

@ealbertoch2

Reality's for people who can't face drugs

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Joined November 2022
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maybe life ain't that bad after all
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my homeboy just domed a nigga
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Jerking off drunk feels like im raping myself #chud
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Bayeyo Bush@Bay_ey010h
la gente nunca entiende a las personas transexuales pq 90% de las personas cis piensan que si tuvieran disforia, simplemente la tankearían activando el "modo berserker"
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Kipling
@sergeantkipling19h
Everything they’ve told you about this guy is a lie
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august@regularaugustOct 30
It’s important to get into anime growing up or you risk turning into one of the apparently thousands tugging their shit to Bob’s Burgers
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yet another real life feat for the WD
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whities when jazz is not japanese
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Car Seat Factrest@cshfactsOct 1
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Yung link@yunglinkkOct 30
#passengerprince
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mfs in the uk hiding the bbw face sitting porn
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Rambutan Tang@RambutanTang12322h
I watched in real time as he got this wordle pattern dude im in actual tears
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Kim Jong-un congratulates the Binance hacker after helping the Lazarus Group achieve the largest single robbery in human and cryptocurrency history ($6.3b USD).
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lutlone@lutlone19h
impression #shuake #persona5 #akeshu
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j@poisonshelvesOct 30
#p5r #persona5royal
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There’s a light over at the Frankenstein place! #doukyuusei
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Утка ✮@Cattory_kunOct 30
No more feathermen before bed
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JUCHE MODE
AZ Intel (@AZ_Intel_) profile pictureAZ Intel
@AZ_Intel_Oct 30
NEW: North Korean state-sponsored hackers stole approximately $6.36 billion from Binance in the largest cryptocurrency theft on record, according to blockchain intelligence firm TRM Labs, which attributed the attack to the TraderTraitor group. The funds moved across 10 blockchains beginning at 20:05 UTC on October 29, with most transfers occurring within 20 minutes. The attack bears similarities to the February 2025 Bybit hack, also attributed to TraderTraitor by the FBI. Tether, Circle, Ripple, World Liberty Financial and Arbitrum’s Security Council have frozen approximately $2.7 billion, while an estimated $2.4 billion remains beyond their reach.
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銀回@AMEshinoOct 29
#shuake #主明 🍅
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ZAP
@zapmethodOct 30
>be North Korea >1974: order 1,000 Volvos from Sweden >refuse to pay for them >2016: attempt to steal $951M from Bangladesh Bank >2022: steal $625M from Ronin Network >2024: steal $308M from DMM Bitcoin >2024: steal $235M from WazirX >2025: steal $1.5B from Bybit >yesterday: steal $6.3B from Binance >crypto hacks now make up 1/3 of the north korea’s foreign currency revenue >literally boosting the national economy by hacking our dumb ahh industry >national economy is just #gta and crypto #Hacks
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Rabbits show dominance by demanding to be groomed, while cats show dominance by grooming the other. A perfect relationship
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岄@shanyue_uuuOct 30
故意的
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