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Joined September 2024
dont follow my page, i progress everyday.
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𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ πŸŽ€ retweeted
just give us our award for best in suffering atp πŸ˜‚
wait, tinubu meet fuel for 200 naira ??
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𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ πŸŽ€ retweeted
thought y’all said apple music has better quality πŸ˜‚
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farts are kinda like butt screams.
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retweet if you had a twitter for 3+ years
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i like how small sip of alcohol makes me tipsy
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your secrets are safe with me because i will forget all of them immediately
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if we can lab grow meat, can we lab grow ourselves and eat our own steaks
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what is the best way to pleasure yourself without using your hand?
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𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ πŸŽ€ retweeted
if you view this post, you will win today.
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𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ πŸŽ€ retweeted
you don't have to let your ability to endure become an excuse for making yourself suffer indefinitely
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did he just score a no look goal?😯
CALLING THE COPS ON A 3 YEAR OLD IS CRAZY Nevada is a 3 year old Soccer phenom who had the police called on him in Winter Park, Florida. His family was allegedly live streaming a game that he scored 10 goals in against 5 year olds. Opposing parents complained about Nevada’s playing style, that he was holding possession of the ball too much because the other kids couldn’t get the ball from him. Nevada was kicked out of the league, his family refunded their money and the police escorted his family off the field with a trespass notice. Punishing a 3 year old child for being too good at a sport is RIDICULOUS.
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exaggerated lmao
enabling your Face ID for payment on your opay has to be the most foolish mistake you can ever make
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𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ πŸŽ€ retweeted
What does it mean to flick beans?
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𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ πŸŽ€ retweeted
i realized i was weird when it felt satisfying to apply glue on my hands and peel it off as a child
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𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ πŸŽ€ retweeted
why are people hating? am I missing something??? I genuinely wanna know
🚨 Jay-Z announced as headliner of the Super Bowl halftime show.
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𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ πŸŽ€ retweeted
omo wetin i wan tell this babe wey she never hear before πŸ˜žπŸ’”
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𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ πŸŽ€ retweeted
how is the polite way to tell a lady she have a smelling pussy?
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𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ πŸŽ€ retweeted
Do you suck on the tongue while kissing?
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𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ πŸŽ€ retweeted
i’m genuinely curious about what roles will still be relevant and in demand over the next five years, especially with the constant waves of layoffs in tech. AI is moving really fast and replacing a great percentage of these jobs. It’s worrisome.
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𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ πŸŽ€ retweeted
Exes really do have a funny way of trying to reconnect with you
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