Chief Unity Officer. Unofficial Rockstar Energy Amb. Curbs attack me. Never follow a hippie to a second location.

Washington, USA
Joined June 2008
Hmm, I force mom to launder all the bedding and then I get to nap on warm, fresh from the dryer blankets. Win-win!! #DailyDoseofDaisy #DogLife
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Oooooooooool... Action shot!
Replying to @MinnieTheGood
Supervisin’ lawns and photos
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Whenever you're feeling like the situation is hopeless, just remember this tweet
Happy birthday to this future president.
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I was going to get some coffee here, but I couldn't find it
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End Game
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My inexpert attempt at ratatouille tonight.
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We’ve had this cat bed for 2 years. He never used it. You can’t tell from the pic entirely, but this weekend he flipped it upside down (I watched him do it) and used it. wtf
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The King is dismayed by Prince William’s decision to sell off parts of the Duchy of Cornwall in rural Devon. “It’s absolutely not what the King would ever have done,” says one friend of the monarch in today’s @ObserverUK observer.co.uk/news/national…
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e-beth retweeted
Replying to @MinnieTheGood
Supervisin’ lawns and photos
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A bit late for Friday night #minionhappyhour, but had to share our drinks from SUMO!! Better half got me tickets for my birthday
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We work hard.
My attempt at dethatching and reseeding lawn.
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Surgery was on Tuesday. It's been a battle since. Still in the hospital and my white blood cell count hasn't dropped. Please pray that the Docs get this infection under control and I can go home soon.
Well, my appendix ruptured. This pain is legendary. Never experienced anything like this
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You know that saying "less is more?" Well, she's never heard it. @ebeth360 #TwitterBakeOff
My mom taught me this easy cake trick.
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My reaction to every recent photo of UT Austin:
It’s a good day to be a Longhorn 🤘
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Rolling with this hair today You can’t stop me
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I have yet to read a convincing argument The Beatles were overrated or formulaic, but everyday someone, somewhere who knows nothing about the history of music industry or songwriting is intent on making one.
*deep inhale* Guys, it’s The Beatles. Formulaic music that got hyped into genius status by a perfect storm of timing and savvy media, not actual skill. Expert exploitation of trends already pioneered by others. They’re a marketing phenomenon that got called the greatest because they sold a lot of records to herd-mentality teenagers, not because the music itself was ever the most advanced, demanding, or enduring rock ever made.
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“To many people it feels as if he cares more about the urban poor than the rural poor. It’s hypocrisy” - my story for @ObserverUK about the Duchy of Cornwall tenants facing eviction by the Prince of Wales in Devon observer.co.uk/news/national…
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Happy to explain exactly that: theguardian.com/lifeandstyle…
What exactly did Megan do to Piers Morgan that makes him still so obsessed? it's really unsettling. How quickly he can jump attacking her instead of the actual abuser. I always find the questioning of anyone but the perpetrator... questionable.
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