Chelsea FC • Literature • Politics • Football
Lagos, Nigeria
Joined February 2020
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I hate it when Chelsea lose, not because of banter from the rivals but because of the overreaction from the Chelsea fans.
They have zero chill. The most impatient fanbase ever.
Alonso has barely spent four months with the boys and they already want him sacked.
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It is cheaper to rent an apartment in Benin City than renting one in Uyo or Calabar.
It is cheaper to rent an apartment in Uyo or Calabar than to rent one in Lagos.
400k holds different value across different states.
If you earn N400k per month, I assume you save N100k per month to pay your house rent. And it will take you 10 months to save N1m.
You now have to prioritise your needs, not wants.
You do not need a TV, Fridge, AC, Bed Frame, Table (Start with Plastic table), Gas cooker (you can get 6 kg for less than N80k).
What you actually need are: Foam, Wardrobe, Plastic table, 6 kg Gas cooker, Plates, cups, pots, Curtain.
Start small and keep buying more house stuffs as you earn more.
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Chelsea are one of the teams monitoring Arsenal’s Zubimendi for January.
The two Madrid clubs and Chelsea monitoring Zubimendi for January
And it could have significant impact on Arsenal’s plans…
independent.co.uk/sport/foot…
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Pastor Chris is doing well.
MY DAY's CROWDED ENGAGEMENT.
I departed Abuja early this morning for Enugu, where I attended a brief meeting before proceeding to Awka for another engagement. This evening, while in Lagos, I traveled to Ogun State in response to an invitation from the President of LoveWorld Nation to attend LoveWorld Expo 2026, taking place at the LoveWorld Campground.
I had the opportunity to hear from the organizers and members of the leadership team about the inspiration behind the event and their expectations for it.
For me, the visit reaffirmed a principle I have long held: a commitment to prayer should be accompanied by productivity. Our prayers should motivate us to make a meaningful difference, create value, and help address the challenges confronting humanity. Ultimately, building a better society requires not only prayer but also purposeful action.
I extend my sincere appreciation to the President of LoveWorld Nation, Pastor Chris Oyakhilome (Ph.D.), and his team for this commendable initiative.
A new Nigeria is POssible. - PO
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🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…
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I knew Man United were waiting for the international break to sack Carrick.
Michael Carrick's #MUFC contract contains a break clause, making an exit more affordable than with previous Manchester United managers.
Mauricio Pochettino, one of the leading contenders for the role, also has a release clause, which multiple sources believe will not prove prohibitive if #MUFC choose to proceed. The former Spurs and Chelsea boss is open to the role despite only recently extended his contract with US Soccer.
Free agents Eddie Howe and Julian Nagelsmann have also been discussed. £3m due to Newcastle if Howe was to be appointed.
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If you think that Xabi Alonso doesn't know what he needs to do to make us competitive, then you are kidding yourself.
The problem is that you want it to be sorted today, rather than going through the process to build a formidable team; this is the problem with the average Chelsea fan.
There is a lack of trust in any process that doesn't involve winning every weekend, but realistically, such processes go through a period of inconsistency which we as fans struggle to accept.
This is just the truth and we all know it.
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Facts. It's the same reason Colwill struggles to defend wide.
The reason Caicedo could handle Brobbey at CB is his athletic flexibility. He could twist, turn and adjust his body position to get ahead of Brobbey and make the interception before the striker could establish himself in a shielding position and use his strength.
Colwill struggled because he approached it as a direct power confrontation & got destroyed. He lacks the athletic flexibility to twist, turn and adjust quickly enough in those situations.
Colwill is arguably stronger in a conventional 50/50 duel than someone like Jacquet, but Jacquet makes defending look effortless because of his flexibility and ability to manipulate his body around an opponent.
It’s a different dimension of defending. Saliba, Upamecano, Pacho and Gabriel all possess it to varying degrees, all the best defenders in the world have it.
Colwill, does not have it. Fofana has it.
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The rhetoric of Nigerian graduates being unemployable will always be funny to me. When you put out statements like this, we expect to see the role and the level of experience you’re looking for.
Some of you start expecting mid and senior-level experience from fresh graduates and then come back here to complain that people are unemployable.
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If you’re job hunting in Uyo or Calabar, don’t be scared of applying for roles outside, mbok.
If you’re job hunting in Lagos, Abuja, Benin, Ibadan, Kaduna or anywhere across Nigeria (in all 36 states)
I spent my weekend researching, verifying and compiling job vacancies across all 36 states in Nigeria.
I have compiled over 10,000 OPEN VACANCIES across the country, vacancies cover several industries, including:
Healthcare, Supply Chain, Hospitality & Tourism, Human Resources, Engineering, Construction, Legal Services & Compliance, Operations, Customer Service, Banking & Finance, Media, NGOs, Information Technology, Agribusiness, Creative Industries, Administration & Office Management, and many more.
There are opportunities for entry-level candidates, mid-level professionals, senior-level professionals, fresh graduates, NYSC members and trainees.
I’ve also uploaded the vacancies to a dedicated website where you can search by job title, state, location or industry.
All you have to do is click “apply” and it takes you directly to application 💗
jobupdatesbyhalo.vercel.app/…
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Nigerian banks be operating like it's the late '80's, why can't banking with this conventional banks be swift and seamless?
@UNIONBANK_NG
On the 10th of October, my friend attempted a POS transaction of ₦170,000. The transaction failed, but unfortunately, her account was debited.
She visited your Ado-Ekiti branch to report the issue and was initially told that there was no record of such a transaction. It was only after she insisted and showed evidence that she was asked to come back.
She spent almost ₦6,000 on transportation just to visit the bank, only to be subjected to unnecessary stress and inconvenience.
For weeks now, she has been reaching out to your customer service channels, yet there has been no positive response or satisfactory resolution.
How can a customer lose access to ₦170,000 through a failed transaction and then struggle for weeks to get her own money back?
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One even said she worked in a school categorically stated that women are the ones paying almost all the fees.
I asked how she knew who was responsible for school fees, by the mere virtue of working in a school and got no answers.
I know schools do not give that info to teachers.
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Sugabelly and co.😭
People continue to use exceptions as the standard in these conversations and that is why we are here now 😂