i write for me. i am the target audience. you guys are just here by accident.

here by accident
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do you guys also fantasize about explaining stuff you like to others
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humanity peaked when this neighbor named three cats
The world is on fire, but my neighbor has a massive cat named Maximus, a regular sized cat named Mediumus, and a little kitten named Minimus.
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some of you need to log out and stare at a tree for 20 minutes
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the audacity of being wrong about me with confidence
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being misunderstood is fine until someone gets confident about it
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the way i say "thank you" to chatgpt like it's gonna remember me when the robots take over
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i make everything harder than it needs to be
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my toxic trait is expecting people to understand a version of me i've never explained
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i'm not okay but at least i'm funny about it
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i have so much to do and the overwhelming urge to do none of it
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nothing is happening and somehow everything is happening
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my bad i thought silence was a valid response
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the block button is the closest thing we have to world peace
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unfortunately i've become difficult to communicate with
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the urge to deactivate every time i become slightly self-aware
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i've mastered the art of disappearing without having anything going on
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started matching people's energy and now nobody is talking
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you can tell who's going through it by their reposts alone
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how is it almost november i haven't even finished being tired from september
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i know too much about people i've never spoken to
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twitter is just a bunch of people indirectly talking to each other and pretending they're not
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