Maturity is realizing we were all into the wrong Manzo brother 12 years ago #rhonjrewatch
Guys, I haven’t tweeted in 10 months. My cabbie just went 45 in a 15 zone. “Always Something There to Remind Me” is blasting. I’m thinking of Romy and Michelle. This is Just the NJ cab home experience right? I wanna prepare my daughter
Anyone else’s baby finish a bottle and slam it on the floor like they’re in a drinking contest at a fraternity?
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A lot of exciting things happening at @avonbooks these days! I’ve worked with so many wildly talented authors, agents, and fellow editors over the last 9 years and I would absolutely not have made it to this point without them. 🥳🥂
Idk what’s more offensive that my husbands “quick shower” had turned into a 45 minute ordeal or that he’s playing Ashlee Simpson during it
Elizabeth retweeted
Catholics for Choice has a message for the so-called #MarchForLife: you don’t speak for us.
#LiberateAbortion
#AbortionIsEssential
Me while yet another person tells me their interpreted version of rapid tests accuracy or the quarantine guidelines.
Seeing other moms with kids around the same age as Julia post videos of their kids kissing them and mine leans in lovingly and then smirks and aggressively bites my nose and I wouldn’t want it any other way.
Anyone who is telling you that there are shipping delays is a complete liar I ordered a rug 36 hours ago from Wayfair and it just got delivered my mind is blown!
Can we stop sock shaming parents? Most of us keep our houses warm and have children who literally pull them off as if they were on fire
I can’t believe I’m watching the 500th episode of Law and Order SVU, my grandma would be so proud
I’m working in person for the 2nd time in 18 months. I’m back on my old 8:06 train with a bunch of men old enough to be my dad in tech vests. I recognized the ONE other woman who gets on at my station. COVID may have destroyed the world but NJ Transit is forever the same.