
i'm interested in things. i think i’m getting good, but i can handle criticism. podcasting my eclectic obsessions @one_more_thing.
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Replying to @film_girl
the eventual apology will still have to be a Notes screenshot because that format is forever
Replying to @chrisphin
the Americans with Disabilities Act Phin, how cute. 🤦🏻♂️
WOTY is back in person and back on their bullshit, amazing
The suffix "-ussy" is the 2022 American Dialect Society word of the year. Read the full press release. americandialect.org/2022-wor…
Replying to @hotdogsladies
i have never felt more ready to punch the world in the face than emerging into the wee hours of a July night after a midnight IMAX screening.
whoever invented the flow ~enter user name [new screen] click “use a password” [new screen] enter password~ needs to be sent to UX jail
who the hell greenlit this headline? it makes it sound like he's won the vote, even though it hasn't happened yet.
Replying to @hotdogsladies
my mom's saying is "lock the doors, give them as much mexican food as they want and one roll of toilet paper"
Replying to @janecoaston
i hate every Coldplay song except The Scientist.
3 more months of the Dark Sky API (which returns different data than WeatherKit) in Carrot!
The Dark Sky app is dead, meatbags! But the good news is, I’ll let you keep all of Dark Sky’s features: the familiar vertical interface, the rain alerts, the weather time machine, plus other goodies. Try my Premium Ultra membership free for an entire week! apps.apple.com/app/apple-sto…
Replying to @JasonKirk_fyi @thejasonkirk
is this a "Sundays technically aren't Lent" situation?
Replying to @efortmanteau @DLareau22
perfect start to the year, no notes
wonder if i’ll get banned for tweeting assassination pasta cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/…
Replying to @bubbaprog
we need a good generic term for velcro. Apple sells watch bands with "hook-and-loop fasteners" and they must have to explain "it's velcro" 10,000 times a day.
anyone with this much Christmas spirit deserves every good thing that comes to them.
A South Korean tour group's van became stuck in the snow outside a house in Williamsville, New York. They homeowners, luckily, had a well-stocked kitchen. And so began an unlikely holiday weekend. nyti.ms/3WEfydy







