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composting my cum tissues bc my girl considers it food waste

anyone have hidden cam footage of nathan fielder so we can see how he actually acts irl

first date idea: we take a lie detector test

who wants to go to quiznos w me

ethan was just exercising his right as a small business owner to have an affair w his favorite employee

i would be a great boyfriend for a girl who wants to make her gay best friend jealous

asking a polish girl to come over for pierogies but when she gets here im gonna boil dumplings

god forbid a sensitive young man just wants to be used for his body

sometimes i just sit somewhere and zone out. this is the male privilege no one talks about

in this beautiful ever-interconnected world, entire cohorts of 20yo and 40yo women can be two degrees of separation apart thanks to the efforts of a single man w hinge

first date idea: we walk around a neighborhood decked out w halloween decorations and see if it’s a place we’d want to take our kids trick-or-treating

im ngl i get kind of a sick kick out of watching youtube vlogger couples break up

you guys have no idea how euphoric it feels to be asian and pull a girl who hates anime

the “no worries if not” is silent if youre chill and confident enough

im honestly terrified of the rare woman who can pull off a tasteful thirst trap

you can appreciate the lesson but still lay in bed at night and wish it didnt happen too

i love women w beta uteruses bc they all happen to have pretty high agreeableness from my experience

i just ate the biggest sandwich ive ever had and the amt of cheese is giving me a headache

the right girl will find you to be the perfect combination of smooth and awkward