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EARLY VOTING IN TEXAS, OCT. 19 - OCT. 30

Austin, TX
Joined March 2008
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All the time I was unready was 'making' me ready for something greater. Inspiration comes in surprising ways. When it is meant to be, the distractions lose meaning.
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this shit isn't fair man
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Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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OUR 44th president. Let's finish what he started and guarantee healthcare for every American. 🇺🇸
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I guess everyone’s having a great day today, right?
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just remembered that pedro pascal turned down the sexiest man alive title not once, not twice, but THREE years in a row… and that makes him three times sexier to me
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.@OscartheGrouch sees happy people. They're everywhere. 😀😀😀
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New York understood the Halloween assignment! 🧟‍♂️🎶 Dancers are brushing up on Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” choreography ahead of the city’s Village Halloween Parade. Organized by Thriller NYC, the zombie crew is getting ready to bring those iconic moves to the streets. How much of the routine do you remember?🕺🎃 📽️: thrillernyc #thriller #michaeljackson #halloween
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This one hurts. Walter was a kind, humble and loving man…and a friend. He will be missed by so many. My dad is joined with his friend in heaven.
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Peter Cullen & Eric Bauza have given generations of fans voices they’ll never forget. From Optimus Prime to Looney Tunes, their contributions to animation have meant so much to so many. The voices we grew up with become part of our childhood forever. 💔
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SAD NEWS: Walter Koenig has passed away at 90 years old. He may be gone, but his portrayal of Chekov on Star Trek will always remain with us. 🖖
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Watch the brand new teaser for Marvel's #Avengers: Doomsday - in theaters on December 18.
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It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! 🎩🪄 Halloween wouldn’t be complete without this beloved Peanuts classic! 🎃 Join Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, and the whole gang for a Halloween night filled with costumes, trick-or-treating, laughter, and Linus’s unwavering belief that the Great Pumpkin will rise from the pumpkin patch. 🎃🌙 First aired in 1966, this timeless Halloween special has been bringing generations together for nearly 60 years. ❤️🧡 So grab some candy, get comfortable, and enjoy a little Halloween nostalgia! 🍬👻 Happy Halloween, everyone! 🎃
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SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS GROCERY EXECUTIVES, BUT I’M DONE. I just pulled a $4.99 box of cereal off the shelf, brought it to the register, and watched the scanner ring it up as $7.49. When I told the cashier, she said: "Oh, that’s the digital coupon price. You have to download our store app, create an account, search for the item, and clip the digital coupon before scanning." ABSOLUTELY NOT. You inflated the shelf price by 50%, locked the normal price behind an app, and forced me to hand over my personal phone data and email just to pay the actual retail value of a box of food? Stop hiding basic shelf pricing behind data-harvesting apps.
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📢 Listen up, EVERYBODEEE! 📢
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21 years ago I named "Reddit" and everyone said it was a horrible name, but I insisted one day people would say "I read it on reddit" and used my CEO-privilege to overrule everyone + kept the name. Now the company twitter account (unbeknownst to them) is making the joke. Heh.
I'd tell you a joke, but you've probably already Reddit.
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Today I turn 88…I’ve seen some serious shit. The most serious of it all is love. I love my family, my friends, and my wonderful fans. The power of love remains.
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IYKYK
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Hay más verdad, valentía y honestidad en estos 93 segundos de Stallone que en toda la filosofía de ____________.
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