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Natasha is pulling the antivax trick of prevent must mean "100%". Because she's an antivaxxer, and uses this one definition this once. Here are some other things that Natasha must get mad at, because she's logically consistent and not a total antivax blowhard: Condoms prevent STDs Condoms prevent pregnancy Seatbelts prevent injuries Seatbelts prevent death "Only YOU can prevent forest fires" The pill prevents pregnancy IUDs prevent pregnancy Vasectomy prevents pregnancy PrEP prevents HIV Prenatal folic acid prevents neural tube defects Airbags prevent head injuries Car seats prevent infant deaths Antilock brakes prevent skids Crumple zones prevent crash forces reaching the cabin Guardrails prevent cars leaving the road Speed limits prevent fatalities Rumble strips prevent run-off-road crashes Designated drivers prevent drunk driving deaths Winter tires prevent loss of control Backup cameras prevent driveway deaths Smoke detectors prevent fire deaths Sprinkler systems prevent fire spread Fire extinguishers prevent small fires becoming big ones Fire doors prevent flashover Controlled burns prevent wildfires Carbon monoxide detectors prevent poisoning Childproof caps prevent poisonings Pool fences prevent drownings Stair gates prevent falls Non-slip mats prevent bathroom falls GFCI outlets prevent electrocution Hard hats prevent head injuries Steel-toed boots prevent crush injuries Safety goggles prevent eye injuries Earplugs prevent hearing loss Harnesses prevent falls from height Lockout/tagout prevents machinery deaths Helmets prevent brain injury Mouthguards prevent dental injuries Shin pads prevent fractures Warming up prevents muscle strains Life jackets prevent drowning Lifeguards prevent drownings Statins prevent heart attacks Antihypertensives prevent strokes Aspirin prevents secondary cardiac events Anticoagulants prevent clots Insulin prevents diabetic complications Antibiotics prevent surgical site infections Antimalarials prevent malaria Colonoscopy prevents colon cancer Mammograms prevent breast cancer deaths Pap smears prevent cervical cancer deaths Sunscreen prevents skin cancer Fluoride prevents cavities Brushing prevents tooth decay Flossing prevents gum disease Mouthguards at night prevent enamel wear Handwashing prevents infection Sterile technique prevents contamination Compression stockings prevent DVT Physiotherapy prevents re-injury Falls programs prevent hip fractures Naloxone prevents overdose deaths Methadone prevents relapse Lithium prevents manic episodes SSRIs prevent depressive relapse Clozapine prevents rehospitalization Safe storage prevents suicide deaths Pasteurization prevents foodborne illness Refrigeration prevents spoilage Chlorination prevents cholera Food inspection prevents outbreaks Cooking meat thoroughly prevents salmonella Crop rotation prevents soil depletion Pesticides prevent crop loss Quarantine prevents livestock disease spread Grain drying prevents mould Boiling water prevents giardia Insulation prevents heat loss Vapour barriers prevent moisture damage Seismic retrofits prevent building collapse Levees prevent flooding Sea walls prevent storm surge damage Lightning rods prevent fire Rust-proofing prevents corrosion Maintenance prevents equipment failure Redundancy prevents system outages Locks prevent burglary Alarm systems prevent break-ins Security cameras prevent theft Two-factor authentication prevents account takeover Passwords prevent unauthorized access Antivirus software prevents infection Firewalls prevent intrusion Backups prevent data loss Contracts prevent disputes Insurance prevents financial ruin Audits prevent fraud Prenups prevent litigation Escrow prevents fraud in transactions Sunglasses prevent eye damage Moisturizer prevents chapping Stretching prevents cramps Sleep prevents burnout Studying prevents failing Proofreading prevents typos Checklists prevent errors Deodorant prevents odour Umbrellas prevent getting soaked Salting roads prevents ice Shovelling prevents roof collapse Winter coats prevent hypothermia Bug spray prevents bites Tick checks prevent Lyme disease Leashes prevent dogs running into traffic Vet flea treatment prevents infestation

Canadian Prime Minister on potential retaliation for Trump’s tariffs: Canada provides 99% of America’s natural gas imports, 85% of US electricity imports, 60% of US crude oil imports - “I don’t think they want us to stop sending any of that energy” Trump is a fucking idiot.

My friend fell asleep at the wheel. Hit the ditch doing 120+ km on the highway. Car flipped. Ended up in the ditch. Truck driver that saw it, didn’t want to stop because he “didn’t want to see dead bodies” Car was written off. I was the passenger. Got flung around like a rag doll. I almost bit my tongue off. Putting water in my mouth felt like fire. A year later, I was fine. Two can play this game.

Three Giants pitchers wore Bible verses on their Pride Night caps during Friday’s game. MLB has since issued a warning to them.

MPs urge action to undercut 'manosphere' by tackling anti-women ideology ctvnews.ca/politics/article/…

Soon you’ll be arrest for your denialism of what you’re spewing. Can’t come soon enough.

Today is Election Day in University—Rosedale, Scarborough Southwest, and Terrebonne.   Your voice matters — so don’t forget to get out and vote. Polls are open from 8:30 a.m. to 8:30 p.m.

Canada is the best country on earth. Yes, it has problems. But if your only solution is complain all day on @X, then you're part of the problem.

Seriously, if you guys don't knock this dumbfuckery off, I'm going to cross the aisle.

Universal Ostrich Farms - Edgewood, BC "That's your Canadian government right there that just did this. I went to Bosnia, Somalia and Afghanistan and I did not serve my country for this bullsh*t that's in front of us. The government committed their own a-f*ucking-trocity" Sgt. Mike Rude (retired)

The CFIA failed to justify their cull of the BC ostriches. Carcasses of ostriches were last tested in December. There has been no testing since despite immense calls for it from all sides of the political spectrum. Even Elizabeth May admitted the majority of her constituents who contacted her do not support the cull. She added that it would make sense for the CFIA to retest the birds. They refused. No matter how many times or how nicely people asked, they refused. Because they don't have to listen to anyone. That's what this is. The public is overwhelmingly against the BC ostrich farm cull. But they're doing it anyways. They don't care what people want. What they say goes. And the Federal Court, the Federal Court of Appeal, and the Supreme Court of Canada DID not give the farm a fair forum to present evidence and their case. Anyone who thinks that they go to court in this country and get fairness is delusional. Your outcome depends on your immutable characteristics and the judge you get, not the law or the facts. Our institutions do not work for us. It is not justifiable to kill this family's life work when all the available evidence (the CFIA threatened anyone with $200,000 fines if they dared to test a single ostrich) points to these birds being healthy. But the government is killing them anyways because what they say goes. What they want happens. Take a lesson, politicians on the right. You can just do things. Stop trying to please people who hate you. Stop bowing. The left certainly doesn't. And that's why they win. If the CFIA released testing at this point, it couldn't be trusted. They have had plenty of opportunities to do objective testing and refused. Anything further they say on this matter will be unreliable. They had a good faith opportunity to engage respectfully and to do proper science. They refused. They waved their magical guidebooks and powers of incompetent bureaucracy. They knew the courts would do the same. They've contradicted their policies at every turn. No PPE. Then PPE. Then tracking material like dirt and debris from the "infected hotzone" to hotel parking lots and all over the place. It's a joke. A farce. A total abuse of power. A political performance. This is a sad, predictable end to a sad story. And it's the same story of our country at large.

"They're running out of time because more people are waking up." German MEP Christine Anderson: The frantic push to roll out digital ID and CBDCs is a desperate attempt to "erect a totalitarian surveillance state" before too many people wake up. "What they don't get, though, is people are waking up because they're ramping it up." "The window is kind of closing, because the critical voices are becoming more and they're becoming louder. So that's why they're ramping things up." "Digital identity [is] not so your life is easier. It's so government has total control over you." "Digital currency [is] the crème de la crème of all control mechanisms... What do you think is going to happen the next time you refuse to take an mRNA shot? With the flip of a switch, they just cancel your account. You cannot buy food anymore. You cannot do anything anymore."

Meet the man overseeing the killing of 400 healthy ostriches. Paul MacKinnon, CFIA President and former CBSA executive, is the epitome of the "Managerial Class" bureaucrat. He knows exactly how to coordinate the gears of government to crush freedom. From 2019-2021, he enforced COVID border policies that trapped 6 million unvaccinated Canadians, barring them from airports and requiring vaccine proof for re-entry, effectively locking them in or locking them out of their own country unless they complied with mandated injections. This proven ability to crush resistance through bureaucratic coordination makes MacKinnon the ideal leader to deploy state power against private property, orchestrating the destruction of 400 healthy ostriches with ruthless efficiency, while steamrolling over any opposition.

You only tell lies and rage bait. You are the worst of Canada. You are less than pond scum. Your children should be taken by the gov’t.

Social media will be the death of people. Giving the dumbest people a giant megaphone & platform is going well... Most of us know how to process information but there's a scary amount of people who are far too gullible and don't have the tools or knowledge to sift through bs.

“We can’t stabilize the climate unless we get to net zero”. -Mark Carney Think about what he just said.

I was fired from Meta today. I created the policy that provided tampons in all the men's restrooms. I was shocked to see my role eliminated as part of the DEI cuts. The work I was doing was so crucial for our company culture. I know I'll land on my feet after this and come back stronger. Onwards!