@eggslut2

resigning myself to losing main, slowly following back

 Washington, USA
Joined January 2019
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wow this freak is looking for about 3000 of his worst enemies
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So like. What did they expect would happen
GH HILL
@GHHILL191115h
Morton salt is mined 2,000 feet below Lake Erie. And now the lake is leaking into the mine. The mine was evacuated, with no injuries. Do not expect the mine to reopen anytime soon. Or ever.
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KFAHFKSJF AND BLOCKED ME
eggpie@eggslut23h
I was trying to figure out what could possibly be disrespectful about this and then I saw this reply. Lol. Say less
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I love how foxes are just literally 'what if a dog was a cat'
horse dentist
@equine__dentist3h
wanna come over and make annoying noises together
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wanna come over and make annoying noises together
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unsure if it's because fortune's weave is a very slightly denser text than fire emblem twitter is used to but there's something about this game specifically that makes everyone forget how to read
Ms. Hegemon Edelgard's Weird Feet@adrestianloyal15h
what everyone wants to be true: fpreg girls getting girls pregnant what IS probably thinks: mediators just swap to a male type a body :)
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I had to consult the ancient texts for this one
Bigsouptaco@bigsouptacoOct 25
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wrap it up, funs over
Overwatch
@PlayOverwatch11h
Mystery Madness feels like it’s missing something. Like the final summoning should go to a gorilla. One that’s super smart AND from the moon. He’d even have a short range toggle tesla cannon and a cool dome shield.
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eggpie retweeted
Tovi@wardinpal4h
Yeah Arab culture is overly gracious, there's a vast ritualized etiquette. Not unique to Arabs either (tarof is similar I think). But Israelis literally pride themselves on their culture of "dugri" which is literally bluntess. Never made the connection but it's v Eastern European
Matthew Petti
@matthew_petti5h
It’s especially funny when people say Israeli brashness is “culturally Arab.” They’re pretty much the opposite in that regard! Levantine Arab culture is very indirect, polite, uptight, etc. Israel is “eastern” in a European way.
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look i know its always really funny when it happens but yall do actually understand at some point youre going to roll a 1 out of 100 right? like thats how it works?
Zeldanator@thezeldanator6h
That's neat, for fun here's me missing a non scripted 99% 🗿 Also I got hit by like a 1-4% hit in part 2 what the fuck is this game LMAO
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The problem w percentage based hit systems is not rlly the system itself but rather that nobody actually believes them. To compensate for this you have to build in extra systems to make it behave slightly more 'believable' so they accept it but that just reinforces the disbelief
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You imbecile. Italy B *IS* the root of the art and culture you associate as 'Italy A'
Belligerent Venetian@serenissimabiim17h
There is Italy A and Italy B. Foreigners associate Italy with Italy A (15%). Art, classical beauty, refined cuisine, high fashion, opera, historic architecture, elegance, etc. But there is Italy B too (85%). Loud, chaotic, kitsch, vulgarly explicit, and also kind of of 3rd-world.
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This is an extremely good apprehension that cuts right through so much of the apologism wow
pHiycrtyl@iycrtylph10h
the thing in Orlando Patterson's Slavery and Social Death that continues to stick w/ me most is where he says he won't define slavery in terms of property not only bc property is a relatively recent concept but bc most people in most places & times have been bound to others
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Believe it or not, the caption criminally undersells the audio. I’m in tears.
FactPost
@factpostnews9h
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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nothing, absolutely nothing in the world, delights me more than “put the sub in the looney tunes Contraption” fetish content. there are so many unique contraptions that people come up with
SweetMarie
@Oceanbreeze473Oct 26
She’s a keeper, just not of her own free will.
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eggpie retweeted
Najlaa .@Gredtoo5h
كثير مهم الحوار يا اصدقاء اتمنى تحضروه في أقرب وقت مناسب لكم .
شرفات
@shorfatpl9h
كيف يكتب الأسرى بلا ورق؟ شاهد الحلقة مع المحامي حسن عبادي في قدس بودكاست على قناة شرفات يوتيوب youtube.com/shorts/6V-4auTnJ…
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Yes you are correct it doesn’t matter which of Europe’s genocidal rape gangs win the elections
Maya Sulkin
@SulkinMaya14h
So it doesn't matter WHO wins. No matter what, they're a war criminal. In other words, it was never about Bibi. Got it..
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This will be used to teargas protesters before they every strap a fire extinguisher on it lets just cut to the chase
DEEP Robotics
@DeepRobotics_CNJun 24
Robot Dog Extinguishes Fires 🔥 DEEP Robotics' Pulse Firefighting Robot enables remote firefighting operations in hazardous environments, delivering precise fire suppression while helping first responders safely access high-risk areas.
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Lost Internet
@LostMemeArchiveOct 26
William Knight / There Is No Such Thing as a Coincidence (2020)
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Is it really slander when all the americans are saying 'yeah.. :('
☀︎ • Moyu • ❍@Elebanashi15h
Les américains quand ils ont un accident et que quelqu'un menace d'appeler une ambulance
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I'm kinda angry at how fucking funny this is.
☀︎ • Moyu • ❍@Elebanashi15h
Les américains quand ils ont un accident et que quelqu'un menace d'appeler une ambulance
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