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Daylight saving is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.
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declared a variable this morning by hand just to feel something
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complimenting a stranger’s halloween costume in NYC is similar to congratulating a stranger on their pregnancy. you better be 100% sure they don’t just Look Like That
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The irony of a city like New York is that you need to be very well employed to live here, but you also need to be a little unemployed to really enjoy all its perks to the fullest
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But do aliens believe in me
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I used to debug code now I type this and hit enter
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I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT
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Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.
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“Everything” bagel WITH cream cheese? Sounds like it didn’t have everything on it after all
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The secret to getting off of calls you don't want to be on is to hang up in the middle of your own sentence. Only a maniac would hang up on themselves, so you must have gotten disconnected.
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Amazon no longer includes product descriptions in order emails to keep Google from data mining, and thus it’s impossible to determine which company is being a bigger asshole to customers.
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Life was so peaceful then. 😁
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The Lobster has grand schemes.
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