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Remember kids, it’s always morally correct to punch *****
:)
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'Jewish Voice for Peace is a hate group. Elon Musk's Nazi salute is kosher.' - ADL
This is a delicate moment. It’s a new day and yet so many are on edge. Our politics are inflamed, and social media only adds to the anxiety.
It seems that @elonmusk made an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, not a Nazi salute, but again, we appreciate that people are on edge.
In this moment, all sides should give one another a bit of grace, perhaps even the benefit of the doubt, and take a breath. This is a new beginning. Let’s hope for healing and work toward unity in the months and years ahead.
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A cop knocked on my window and asked what I've been doing sitting in my car at the park for so long. I told him I was playing mahjong and he asked me what that was. About two minutes into my explanation he looked me dead in the eyes and said "What are you talking about."
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TESLA SEAT WARMER BURNT ME N THE HOMIE SMTH.. IS THIS A LAWSUIT?
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americans are like "wow i love that highway" "thats one of my favorite highways" "i want to drive on that highway sometime"
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my mom just said "i don't want to see him!" after seeing tom brady on the screen for half a second
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[driving]
my astigmatism shows me the light of angels in every street lamp and headlight.
*sees your red brake lights ahead of me* but the Devil remains nearby,
*starts to speed up* I am the Sword of God
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A thread of the craziest racing clips ever caught on camera 🧵
Ken Block's insane rally car control
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the canary in the coal mine: hey get out of here guys, everybody out!
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Blinken lied to Congress and allowed starvation to be used as a weapon of war. It's well documented. He supported war crimes and blatantly lied to Congress about it.
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Every tweet I’ve posted from Paris is a banger I need a flop to break it up (this one)




























