U just bullied this guy and then bragged ab it for likes
matched w someone who was 5'6 on tinder bc he was cute so i asked if he rlly was that short and he was like you want someone 6 foot then said "you're missing out" so i said "missing out on what? you not being able to reach the top shelf at the grocery store?"
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Just like there will not be another Michael Jackson there WILL NOT be another Mariah Carey. In the digital age I doubt there will be a singer-SONGWRITER with a vocabulary as expansive and playful as hers and with the ear for melodies that she has. She is the songbird supreme
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Blexas might be bc I cosplayed as two Texas chainsaw massacre characters who are notoriously woowoo hippies think about it
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He looks like the famous athlete version of German fine shyt who gave me a copy of Anna Karenina when I left Japan
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Does anyone have the pic where it’s a bunch of twt pfps and every one is a dude’s side profile
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I genuinely got chills listening to this for the first time open.spotify.com/track/3RUwv…
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Call me Soulja boy the way I just chugged a vyvie with a Celsius and CRANKED DAT OUTLINE OUTTTT
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