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@eilyjaes
Joined September 2017
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Get in...we’re gonna eat fried pickles.
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my heart dies a little every day without live music
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I was late to the cannibal feast, so all I got was the cold shoulder.
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fightgeek@fightgeek18 Sep 2020
the price is firm on the subaru BECAUSE of the mos def cd stuck in the stereo, Sir
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I have nothing in common with people who are "too upset to eat."
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Trey@treydayway10 Sep 2020
80% of my energy goes to the appearance of normality
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So Mino@storytellrwendy3 Sep 2020
#SexIsGreatButHaveYou ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
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If pedophilia is a sexual orientation then digging six foot deep holes in the woods is landscaping.
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Choose you fighter Garth Maul or Darth Brooks?
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Image from G. “Big Softball Guy” Means (@gmeans98)
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Don’t ever underestimate a woman’s ability to find shit out
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I've weathered scarier storms than you darling.
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Wherever you go...whatever you do...if it’s in public...wear a MOTHERFUCKING MASK!
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Suki@skickwriter27 Jul 2020
“Just use spit.” -porn stars and moms cleaning up their kids
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Chelle~@BombChelleNY26 Jul 2020
Reverse cowgirl bc he shaved his beard.
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I’m the first to admit, I’m difficult to deal with... I appreciate those that do...
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#FakePumpkinFacts @1moreEmily identifies as 40% Pumpkin lol 😂
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#YouKnowWhatIReallyMiss good things happening to good people. That shit hardly ever happens anymore
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#NobodyWantsToHear you screaming. Keep it quiet while you’re tied up in my trunk or this will get a lot worse...
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You’re into the time slip... ⏳
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Image from Sarah McGonagall (@gothspiderbitch)
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Sarahmour
@sh06090622 Oct 2018
and sometimes it’s a person that is the one grounding presence in your life. with the ability to bring you peace, when all else fails… bringing their color to you, as you sit in the dark. appreciate how special, and how rare that is be. good. to. them. always
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