Cyborg Private Investigator. If computers were people, I'd be a misanthrope. Coffee, Code and Cabins.
New York
Joined September 2008
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*plugs self in*
*slowly begins recharging internal battery*
*battery explodes*
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I found the perfect phone for my girls when they're teenagers.
It's an old rotary dial one
It can't text
It also can't receive dick pics.
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6-year-old: I don't like sitting next to Dad
Wife: Why?
6: He eats off my plate
Me: *with a mouthful of her food* Survival of the fittest
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Prospective iPhone7 buyers say their favourite feature is the device's "nonexplodyness."
She's gonna *call* me right after I tweet to make sure I actually did poop 😭
I'm stressing out over here!
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Well huh. Maybe being an early adopter isn't all it's cracked up to be. #iOS10 grahamcluley.com/2016/09/app…
@livebeef Could be worse. At least it wasn't the radical Islamic portal known as Reddit
Since my mom wants to be on Twitter, I expect this to be a regular occurrence xitter.gq/eksith/status/67864019…
