Girls will be like “I don’t usually kiss on the first date” then make out with you in your car
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Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream that’s 10 grams of protein every 100 calories and tastes exactly like tillamook. Why is no one working on this?
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She’s getting a lot of hate and death threats
Proof that the bottom 50% of society are way more evil and insidious than the top .1%
Do everything within your control to keep yourself away from the mob
Ivy League daughter of Paraguay's former president in hot water after posing in 'Tax The Poor' t-shirt trib.al/tGbP1FT
He would still be far more fit than your average person today. Way more steps in a day and sunshine and healthier food.
Also you don’t actually have to be a body builder to get girls. Being in shape is good but fat guys still get pretty girls.
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When the car salesman says "what can I do to earn your business?" (phrase he learned at a sales seminar) and I say "well you could just honor your advertised price" and he just looks at me like this:
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"I don't believe in groups, man, I just want dozens of things that are impossible to achieve at meaningful scale without careful and thoughtful coordination and cooperation by a critical mass of people."
Make him the villain
Robert Pattinson has emerged as a contender for 007.
Multiple sources tell THR that Pattinson is among those who have screen tested for the role of James Bond, joining hopefuls Callum Turner, Jack Lowden and Josh O’Connor.
hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
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My most charitable read is that he overthrew it. Even so, if you’ve ever thrown from a sitting position you know it requires a little extra oomph. Honest misread of power. Anyway, Doncic looks like a total pussy here
