Saving the election world from ballots behaving badly, one target oval at a time. Vote is a 4 letter word.
Tampa Bay
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If you think the universe is demanding a piece of you, ask it if it wants to take it outside or if it wants to take it upstairs.
At least you’ll find out what piece of you the universe is interested in.
ElectionBabe retweeted
The "you must be this competent to operate this ride" line is not actually that high, and yet so many crypto casinos fail to meet it.
Coolest airport moment: little kid is about to have a meltdown, I smile and wave at him, and he gives me the biggest grin and waves. Totally forgets about the meltdown.
ElectionBabe retweeted
Government disclosure: when they finally share the secret, but only after you’ve stopped caring.
Should I feel insulted that an article about ballot errors interviewed the person who told me years ago that my well-documented concerns about these errors were “de minimis”?
I’m going to pretend I’m fine. Really.
Why are certain people on here so obsessed with my ex boyfriend?
I haven’t thought about him for over a decade. Try it. It’s much healthier than the hyperbolic hysteria.
ElectionBabe retweeted
Get this: In Hudson County, voting machine screens show two Column A's but no Column B. Democrats are on Column B. This only affects Spanish-language screens.
newjerseyglobe.com/local/gli…
ElectionBabe retweeted
I really appreciate the response of the state and local election officials in explaining the issue 🗳
Polling place concerns: Voters report touchscreen issues at Tennessee voting machines newschannel5.com/news/state/…
Someone abandoned a huge aquarium on the street. Literally nothing wrong with it. Moo helped me haul it in and clean it.
The turtle has a swinging new bachelor pad, and Moo no longer has to share a bathtub with Grumpy.
My teenagers are planning a baby shower for family friend. The guest list is gonna be lit, because half of the invited guests dated each other, the other half are related by blood or marriage and we can’t keep up with who’s still on good terms and who isn’t.
I got roped into making a goth baby shower cake for a friend.
My kids are already on the hunt for frilly black onesies and diaper covers with skulls on them.
This is going to be epic.
People are splitting hairs over the weirdest aspects of facial attractiveness. “Canthal tilt” is my new favorite.
What drives me batty about all the bad takes from people who came to the CAHSR fiasco party ten years too late is that they don’t get why people voted for it, or how long a plan had been in the works, only to be discarded and reinvented from first principles.
Check to make sure your state’s laws about postmarked ballots. Some states require a postmark to be accepted regardless of arrival date, others, like Florida, don’t accept postmarked ballots, there is a hard deadline and postmark won’t make a difference.
ElectionBabe retweeted
Iowa law requires election officials to initial each ballot before handing it to a voter. This is routine and do not affect your ballot’s validity. Your ballot will be counted. Questions? Contact your trusted election officials or visit voterready.iowa.gov #TrustedInfo2026
Of all the annoyances that can happen during voting hours, this is the one that objectively sucks.
Dealt with two Early Voting power outages in 2018, one in 2022 on primary day. In FL. In August. No issues with voting equipment(backup battery FTW!)
Screw it. All anyone does anymore is turn the crank for the outrage machine.
I think I’m done making a good-faith effort to help people. Convince me otherwise.
