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π‘ͺπ’†π’“π’”π’†π’Š π‘³π’‚π’π’π’Šπ’”π’•π’†π’“ retweeted
Pourtant il dit vrai mdr
Hermes assigne cet humoriste en justice.
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trop trop fort @mbompard
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mdrrrrrrrrrrr l’excΓ¨s de confiance de zinzin pcq ta une camΓ©ra sur toi wow πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ en plus Γ  une ambulance c’est trop
les flics quand ils sont filmΓ©s pour la tΓ©lΓ© πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Imaginez maintenant sans public et sans camΓ©ra
Ce n'est pas "Gianni, calme toi" qu'il fallait dire. C'est "Gianni, tu rends ton badge et tu rΓ©ponds de tes actes !". La hiΓ©rarchie doit rendre des comptes et cela remonte jusqu'Γ  NuΓ±ez, Lecornu et Macron !
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VidΓ©o Γ  envoyer directement aux prud'hommes PTDRRRR
ah ouais chez Tema’s cake Γ§a rigole zΓ©ro mdrrrrrrr
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microsoft?? i’m never leaving this app😭
i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis
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cant even slap a man these days mfs get hard and start smiling
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My dad got me taken by Canadian border patrol when I was 5 because they thought he was smuggling chocolate into the country. My parents, my siblings and I, were passing through Canada to reach Alaska. At the border, the patrol were asking dad typical questions for someone entering. Any firearms? No. Fireworks? No. Chocolate? My dad just yells out CHOCOLATE?! REALLY?! Well… maybe we got some chocolate cake left in the fridge but CHOCOLATE?!. Patrol surrounded our camper and had dogs sniff around the car. They found the cake, several bars of chocolate, and unmarked beef. We all got out of the camper and patrol picked me up and walked off with me. They started questioning me separate from my family in a room. I remember the ceiling was white and the bottom half of the walls was brown. They asked me who the people in the car were. I told them it was my family. That my dad was the one driving. Patrol asked if they had kidnapped me and to not be afraid they would take me back to my real family. I told them again that he was my dad and that was my family. During this they are questioning my family in a different room asking for ID for my older siblings. My sister had a school id and my brother pulled out a picture of goofy. Patrol got annoyed and realized they weren’t getting far with us. We were all just a dumb family wasting their time. They took all our chocolate and meat in the camper then let us go. They insisted that my dad wasn’t my dad. About 23 years later, I do a dna test and find out patrol was in fact, correct.
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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omg on dirait le mΓͺme air que « ouh la menteuse elle est amoureuseΒ Β» jdkdkd
Olivia Rodrigo has released her first-ever Christmas song β€˜take me home (4 christmas).’
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« Tu restes bien 2h sur une teub toi » + Ahmed Sylla qui part . Quelle séquence
ok tpmp c'est une Γ©mission de connard mais le NOMBRE de clips droles qu'ils ont pondu
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Le papy franΓ§ais qui s’inquiΓ¨te parce qu’il continue de « travaillerΒ Β» pendant qu’il mange . Γ‡a c’est ma culture ! La nourriture c’est sacrΓ© !
IDID’s Jang Yonghoon is going viral for his adorable interaction with a French filmmaker and the graceful way he handled the conversation!
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Le fait que LFI puisse se faire attaquer sur son programme dΓ©tail par dΓ©tail mais que d'autres partis ne se font pas attaquer alors qu'ils n'ont mΓͺme pas de programme πŸ’€
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do twins have the same size dick
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ok genuinely what the fuck did i just watch
mind you he used to use an β€œobey” tag on katy perry everytime she wasn’t agreeing with him. imagine the horrors he did behind closed doors…
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J’aurais jamais cru lire Γ§a un jour comme quoi tout est possible
πŸ‡«πŸ‡· FLASH - Un lycΓ©en a rΓ©ussi Γ  MAÎTRISER AU SOL un CRS. (tΓ©moins)
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« Vous vous prenez pour qui ?Β Β» - Pour le PrΓ©sident de SOS Racisme πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
πŸ—£οΈΒ« Quand on lutte contre le racisme ou l'antisΓ©mitisme, ce n'est pas pour sortir un joker ! Β» πŸ—£οΈ Β« La question de la lutte contre l’antisΓ©mitisme elle n’est pas faite pour sortir le totem d’immunitΓ© ! Β» πŸš¨πŸ‡«πŸ‡· Γ‰change trΓ¨s tendu entre Dominique Sopo, prΓ©sident de SOS Racisme, et Pierre-Henri Dumont, porte-parole de @BrunoRetailleau
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Charlie Kirk once said that Texas would never turn blue in his lifetime. And what do you know, he was right.
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''Mais pourquoi le cli....patient veut pas attendre 6h de + enfin?!'' Jsp car il a MAL peut-Γͺtre?
Message ce matin Γ  6h38 pour demander un rdv en urgence. Je propose 17h15 (pas de crΓ©neau d’urgence ce matin car visite Γ  domicile). RΓ©ponse : "non c'est bon, SOS MΓ©decins me prend Γ  11h." MΓ©decine MacDo.
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πŸ‡«πŸ‡· LibertΓ©, Γ‰galitΓ©, SolidaritΓ©. DΓ©couvrez notre nouvelle affiche de campagne ! Ce n’est pas une nouvelle devise, c’est notre slogan, et il dit tout de notre programme qui sort aujourd’hui en librairie. La solidaritΓ© est au cΕ“ur de notre campagne. Ensemble, construisons une sociΓ©tΓ© de l’entraide plutΓ΄t que celle de la compΓ©tition gΓ©nΓ©ralisΓ©e et du chacun pour soi ! (Pour les curieux, c'est Gergovie en fond)
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Partagezzzzz copier le lien RT etc
πŸ‡«πŸ‡· LibertΓ©, Γ‰galitΓ©, SolidaritΓ©. DΓ©couvrez notre nouvelle affiche de campagne ! Ce n’est pas une nouvelle devise, c’est notre slogan, et il dit tout de notre programme qui sort aujourd’hui en librairie. La solidaritΓ© est au cΕ“ur de notre campagne. Ensemble, construisons une sociΓ©tΓ© de l’entraide plutΓ΄t que celle de la compΓ©tition gΓ©nΓ©ralisΓ©e et du chacun pour soi ! (Pour les curieux, c'est Gergovie en fond)
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