shitposting comes to me in divine visions // priv: @beepbug
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the main reason i need twitter to go back to being named twitter is that i keep fucking opening the Xfinity app by accident
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if i ever have a son i will be doing an extremely funny bit at every possible occasion (birthday, graduation, wedding, etc) in which i will make a toast and say that he is “like a son to me”
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shout out to whatever new york post journalist is currently tasked with monitoring divorce filings for the name huang
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whoever has the better cooler last name in a marriage wins. i am taking my fiancé’s because it will mean i can have an alliterative name
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the lexi of all time retweeted
FDR was very explicit when creating the minimum wage that it should be a livable wage.
This idea that minimum wage jobs are starter jobs is corporate propaganda used to defend paying people substandard wages.
i think it’s actually incredibly chic when pregnant women wear outfits that leave the bump hanging out and i’m shocked and appalled that people disagree
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the lexi of all time retweeted
We give House Democrats the biggest blue wave in 100+ years and they repay us by getting stuck in traffic and missing a vote to impeach a war criminal.
the lexi of all time retweeted
Senior Dems will make life ‘hell’ without Jeffries vote, freshman rep says politi.co/3WAWpOV
absolutely incredible from tatyana and great jan choreo as always - WHERE ARE THEIR MF 10S #dwts
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