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My answer to YWNBAW is that I'm not responsible for the current limitations of medical science.
This is so sweet, and it's Alice's actual origin story: When your girly Halloween costume is a little too convincing...
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Getting really tired of people who don't have to deal with transmisogyny unironically doing "transmisogyny but woke"™
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>2027
>wake up and go to bathroom
>Iran has hacked the smart toilet servers, cant flush
>wander to kitchen
>A North Korean cyberattack has taken my smart coffee machine offline
>”ok I’ll just boil water on the stove”
>smart sink bricked by Russian DDoS
>smart stove offline because I forgot to pay my stove subscription again
>fml
>”maybe a movie will distract me”
>try to turn on smart TV
>I’ve been banned from my smart remote bc it overheard me criticizing Israel
>mfw
Supermarket freezers in Belgium and Sweden hit by cyber-attack bbc.in/4zilPiF
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Tip for trans men who want to be friends with cis men: the highest praise they could give a friend is: "He'll help me bury a body".
You don't need to commit a felony, but you do need to break some kind of rule together to build that trust.
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you might procrastinate but have you ever procrastinated so long that you transitioned in the middle of filming your own music video
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Fun Fact - I know my drawing below does not look that crazy, but it was by far the most technically difficult drawing I have completed.
This is one non-intersecting line. I drew it with a pen. I wanted to share it.
#singlelineart #loop
Nice to see darts fans confirm that women can be competitive as pros
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This is so terrifyingly true and explains why men hate “onlyfans” working women for not suffering enough. They NEED to consume that content, but they hate that women aren't suffering. So they take up that role themselves in the comments after jerking off, then call her worthless
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Ethereum is not just a pipe dream anymore, it's revolutionizing at least one country's infrastructure.
North Korea’s capital is in the midst of a massive construction boom building a new city district some have called “Pyonghattan”.
See ‘Pyonghattan’: North Korea’s modern new skyscraper district
North Korea’s capital is in the midst of a massive construction boom building a new city district some have called “Pyonghattan”.
Never heard of Frost Children, but that's the most obvious tranny hop I've ever seen. I'll check them out now.
Had fun on Tuesday night, made people laugh and talked shamelessly about my pre-transition sex life to a small audience (20 people).
However, going forward I'll need to choose between practicing more or improvising more.
I hate repeating myself because I'd get bored. Also because I grew up with a dad who was hard of hearing and refused to get a hearing aid.
I'd prefer trying crowdwork (asking people in the audience questions instead of telling a story), but that'll be scary.


































