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ellen

@ellenty

bubbly cynic. refreshing like a reverse fart. kind of relentlessly endearing. great and slightly creepy. lover of dogs. she/her. my greyhound is Tini!

 Western Hemisphere
youtube.com/c/ellenty
Joined October 2007
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And of course there was a tiny bit of chaos.
Ellen smiles at camera while Tini (greyhound) has her head ducked and is looking intently into the distance.

ALT Ellen smiles at camera while Tini (greyhound) has her head ducked and is looking intently into the distance.

Ellen looks in the direction that Tini (greyhound) is looking. Tini’s face is out of frame.

ALT Ellen looks in the direction that Tini (greyhound) is looking. Tini’s face is out of frame.

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Boss brought in hotdogs! I feel valued and respected as an employee, and I am more likely to perform at a high level 😁 I will turn a blind eye to the atrocities
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Opens her eyes to see them one last time, wipes her face & cradles her with the gentle tenderness of a parent tucking his toddler into bed for the night. Where is Tarik? he asks. Her little brother maybe. Side by side they lay wrapped as he fusses with their final burial shrouds.
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Whenever I tweet about the immense suffering being inflicted on Gaza, I get replies from pro-Israel accounts demanding that Hamas release the hostages. Here's a quick rundown of what's happening on that front. Tl;dr: Netanyahu doesn't care about the hostages
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My very long/noodley friend Tini for my not quite as long/noodley friend @ellenty 💚🧡💚🧡
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🏳️‍🌈Nikki!!🌌🏳️‍🌈 (@Elkers) profile picture🏳️‍🌈Nikki!!🌌🏳️‍🌈@Elkers14 Nov 2023
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It’s Tini!!!
🏳️‍🌈Nikki!!🌌🏳️‍🌈 (@Elkers) profile picture🏳️‍🌈Nikki!!🌌🏳️‍🌈@Elkers2 Sep 2023
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Aaaand here’s the remaining doggo!
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Aaaand here’s the remaining doggo!
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Omg I had a similar situation - I once met up with someone to get bubble tea but he didn’t get anything! The only positive was that he told me my skin was nice.
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Listening through the back catalog of #ThisIsUncomfortable with @reemakhrais, and the Instrument of Sabotage episode is one of the wildest stories yet!! marketplace.org/shows/this-i…
Instrument of sabotage

Instrument of sabotage

In the cutthroat world of professional classical music, Eric Abramovitz was headed towards a shining career. Until something — or someone — got in the way.

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I’m gonna be really depresso if today’s Knotwords bug causes me to lose my streak 😭 @games_by_jack @helvetica
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Yay it’s fixed now!
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STOP ✋ if you're reading this then you've reached the Pokémon checkpoint, you're now obligated to share your favorite Pokémon or else!!
Porter 🔜 MAGfest (@PorterIllust) profile picturePorter 🔜 MAGfest@PorterIllust18 May 2023
STOP ✋ if you're reading this then you've reached the pokemon checkpoint, you're now obligated to share your favorite pokemon or else!!
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Yes, People May Have Been Dying, But None Of Them Were Me.
A man grins as he steps onto a train. Headline: Yes, People May Have Been Dying, But None Of Them Were Me. Story by Lego Lass and Indigo Hotfeet Photo: https://unsplash.com/photos/qNAFGAoP3cI

ALT A man grins as he steps onto a train. Headline: Yes, People May Have Been Dying, But None Of Them Were Me. Story by Lego Lass and Indigo Hotfeet Photo: https://unsplash.com/photos/qNAFGAoP3cI

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Thread: The Supreme Court is hearing a big case tomorrow. It should unite everyone: left, right & center. And the national press has almost totally ignored it. It centers on an elderly woman who fell behind on her taxes. So the county took her home, sold it, and kept the profit.
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I think I'm totally doing this right! Vultures have a stomach 100x more acidic than a human, more acidic than battery acid. This lets them neutralize pathogens like anthrax, botulism, and rabies, purifying the environment! They are the powerhouses of nature's cleaning crew.
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It’s my 33rd birthday so I’m doing a giveaway! RT and follow to win any one of my riso prints 🎏✨ Ends 3/31 at 10PM EST ✌️ US only please!
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“Not one adult offered to wear a mask in solidarity.” These situations could be used to teach kids about empathy and allyship. The pandemic could have been an opportunity to build a kinder, more compassionate society… maybe that’s what the anti-mask movement was scared of.
Meaghan Hegarty (@MegHegarty) profile pictureMeaghan Hegarty@MegHegarty25 Mar 2023
Our family caught Covid last year, and our youngest now has Long Covid. Masking indoors is non-negotiable for us, but our 14 yo was struggling with being the only masker so much that we removed her from school. Last week we met with school admin to discuss next steps.
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Annual request for the #Oscars to return to the fashion show format when presenting Best Costume Design
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