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This was the moment Giggs told Jay Z to hop on the Talking the Hardest beat and we got Welcome to the Jungle.
The artistry.
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Hol’on now. Unc might need these
Nike and Hyperice are dropping recovery slides that massage your feet 👀 🦶
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Djed Spence's briefcase as England depart for their World Cup semi-final vs Argentina 💼
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DJED SPENCE - respect
People need to put some respect on his name!
#fifaworldcup #fifaworldcup2026
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FFP arrives.
Spurs: 'Net spend of zero for a decade, then.'
Everyone: 'Haha, penny-pinching Spuds.'
Spurs: Lowest wage bill, sell Bale, Walker, Modric, Berbatov, Carrick and build a stadium.
Everyone: 'Haha, 17th!'
Spurs: 'Sorted. Time to spend big.'
Everyone: 'SO UNFAIR!'
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I apologize in advance if this applies to you but I sincerely believe that if you think Ronaldo was ever close to Messi, you are of an objectively lower mental status than me, something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel.
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Dennis Rodman would go party in Vegas, take enough cocaine to kill a bear, drink copious amounts of alcohol and them fly back to an nba finals game and lock up Karl Malone.
This guy drinks a glass of wine and can't podcast for 3 days
Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life
“It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again”
“It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused”
“I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”
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Grime KING Wiley Returns! tearing up the MOBO AWARDS 2026 in Manchester! RDCJ #Grime @WileyUpdates #Godfather #BackToTheVillage



























