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Infrastructure & Software Engineer at https://xitter.gq/t.co/2k8Fd69Xi2 ❤️ photography, (green / retro) technology, music and making stuff!

London, UK
Joined September 2007
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Chris Stokesmore retweeted
Save the date: Electromagnetic Field 2024 will be held on May 30 - June 2, 2024. We'll be back at Eastnor Castle Deer Park in Herefordshire for the third time. More details to come! emfcamp.org/
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The @emfcamp blacksmiths have had their forge burgled - all the anvils and welders have been stolen. It's a devastating loss. The insurance won't cover everything. If you love what they do and can afford to spare a little money, please help them out: gofundme.com/f/Urban-Crafts-…
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Chris Stokesmore retweeted
So this is how I learned my work calendar wasn’t private.
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What happened to the @ skillsmatter account, taken over by En Eff Tee nonsense!?
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We discovered a cure for impostor syndrome - it costs $44 billion for one dose and cures everyone except the buyer
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"We are at the beginning of a new era"
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I cannot believe this is a real question in a legitimate UK Government survey. Even ignoring the typos etc: this would fail KS3 statistics because even 12 year olds know those are some leading responses. gov.uk/government/consultati…
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But how? What kind of impressive code could deliver a 2-3x speed boost? “Redesigned using native components.” I’ve been building native apps for ~12 years now, all the time having folks try to tell me web-based technologies will beat native. They continue to be wrong.
Your mobile app just got a (well-deserved 😅) upgrade. It’s now: - faster — 2× on iOS, 3× on Android - redesigned using native components - easier to navigate, with a new home tab And we’re just getting started!
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Chris Stokesmore retweeted
Here’s the Lord Turner clip. Every word, from a business and finance leader.
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Found at my grannies house… i have questions!
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Chris Stokesmore retweeted
Nadine Dorries trying to tweet out her resignation
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There’s an even faster and sure-fire way to cut Ethereum’s power consumption by 99% and it’s called: don’t invest your money in environmentally destructive crypto assets. The problem could be solved tomorrow.
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We built a Good Thing 😍
Replying to @gsuberland
I have hundreds! :)
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This is not how i thought my @emfcamp would end and I’m totally ok with it
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Chris Stokesmore retweeted
Fax from 4222 #emfcamp
Do not approach the facility located in Eastnor/0668/8, this location is decommissioned and not available for tours.
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