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Elysha

@elyshha
 London, England
Joined February 2018
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Will
@willne25 Feb 2025
makes sense check the rest of them
internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) profile pictureinternet hall of fame
@InternetH0F25 Feb 2025
This scan of a 40-year-old French man, revealed that he was missing 90% of his brain yet was still living a fully functional life
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What would you even do? Scissor?
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Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) profile pictureAndrew Tate
@Cobratate19 Feb 2025
I’m sorry Ariana Grande you’re too skinny and I would no longer fuck you. Access denied.
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☆SOM (@cfcSOM) profile picture☆SOM@cfcSOM7 Jan 2025
You can’t post a random picture and expect people to understand it.
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Gina
@ginnydmm30 Jan 2025
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MF@markfefc29 Jan 2025
Just asked if anyone wanted a cuppa and 6 people said yes
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STOP making instagram accounts for ur houses i promise u not a single persons arsed. If I see one more person I used go school with posting about how they’re knocking the wall from the kitchen to the living room out make it open plan ill end it all
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"London is not safe for women due to mass immigration. It is very difficult to talk about it because they accuse us of racism but this is the reality!" Not just London, every European city is like this.
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Lazy@LazyJam31 Dec 2024
Matey here trying to change the clutch on a pack of Salmon
Dookist (@DookistAgain) profile pictureDookist@DookistAgain31 Dec 2024
It has just taken me FIFTEEN MINUTES to open this pack of salmon. Surely there MUST be an easier way?! @Tesco
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11 times table
PGO (@iam_pgo) profile picturePGO
@iam_pgo18 Dec 2024
Define perfection??
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tish@tishta12 Dec 2024
grown men stumblin around on the train. engage ur calves brother
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Construction sites are so shy. Let me see
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1921??? I used this
Science girl (@sciencegirl) profile pictureScience girl
@sciencegirl11 Dec 2024
A pencil sharpener from 1921 xitter.gq/RescueRestore_/status/…
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chiii I read this shit too fast
𝄞⋆.˚ (@dieforyous) profile picture𝄞⋆.˚
@dieforyous12 Dec 2024
SLAYERY
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ed@erar9711 Dec 2024
Looks like you’re already there
h (@harry_jrh) profile pictureh@harry_jrh11 Dec 2024
neeeeeed someone to take me to the xmas markets
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I need the club name cause that’s precisely what I want the club to look like
Jhonny ⚹٭ (@JhonnyWhite69) profile pictureJhonny ⚹٭
@JhonnyWhite6930 Nov 2024
never partying in Texas ever again
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got stabbed
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forbiden widsom (@powcampsurvivor) profile pictureforbiden widsom@powcampsurvivor27 Nov 2024
it’s been 34 miserable, lonely years, but i feel like my first kiss is just around the corner!
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a lesbian is going to win
Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) profile pictureFilm Updates
@FilmUpdates2 Dec 2024
A Barry Keoghan lookalike contest is being held in LA this weekend.
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July (@Mpikanisi__) profile pictureJuly@Mpikanisi__22 Nov 2024
Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There’s absolutely nothing manly about that.
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