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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. e. e. cummings (she/her) Speaking only for myself here, all opinions are my own.

Nomad, USA
Joined July 2012
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When a picture speaks a thousand words!
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Fall is here. So we can finally talk about this serious topic... Jonagold vs. Honeycrisp apples.
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Help get @abdulelsayed elected to the senate! Jewish safety depends on a real multiracial democracy—and Abdul is the one fighting to protect it. Get involved and help at abdulforsenate.com/vote go.abdulforsenate.com We know how much it matters to live in a country where our rights are protected, where the law applies equally to everyone, and where the majority can’t just decide that some people don’t deserve the same freedoms. The safety and freedom we’ve found in America didn’t happen by accident. They exist because of democracy. And protecting democracy means protecting Jewish safety, too. We know what happens when those protections start to break down. When courts are weakened, elections are undermined, and people lose equal protection under the law, minorities are often the first to pay the price. Jews have seen this throughout our history. It’s one of the reasons so many of our families sought refuge in democratic countries. That’s why I find it so alarming to see what’s happening right now. When masked government agents are taking people off the streets and citizens are being shot in public, we should all be worried about where things are headed. As Jews, we know that when a government starts targeting certain groups of people, no one should assume they’re safe from what comes next. Mike Rogers has chosen to align himself with a movement that is willing to attack our democracy. He stood with Trump and refused to accept the results of the 2020 election. And now we’re seeing what happens when a political movement treats the rights and dignity of certain people as disposable. For Jews, these things should set off alarm bells. Jewish safety is tied to the health of our democracy. We can’t protect one without protecting the other. And in this Senate race, Abdul is the candidate who understands that and is willing to fight for it. #abdulelsayed #democracy #jewish #midterms
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This is awesome. If your vote didn’t matter Republicans wouldn’t be trying so hard to stop you.
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So three weeks before an election DHS raids Ilhan Omar's home over immigration paperwork from 1995? If we're going back that far, how about investigating immigration paperwork for Elon Musk (who also arrived here in 1995) and Melania Trump (1996)?
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men in replies are telling me "its just male humor" ok kewl but i dont get it. I dont get the joke. where is the joke in "women are whores now" - whats the punchline? someone explain it to me, my ladybrain is not smart.
“Schitt’s Creek” star Dan Levy is calling out Shane Gillis' #SNL monologue. "I’m speechless that something like that can exist on live national television. And to be perfectly honest, more men need to be standing up in opposition to it because it’s complacency that has created the environment in which women are sexually assaulted and it’s a ‘conversation’ as opposed to a ‘crime.'" variety.com/2026/tv/news/dan…
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The whole Republican party screaming about Talarico being out with the flu for 9 days while they're wheeling Mitch McConnell to work in a vegetable state after his 3-month absence is just incredible
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Shoutout to the Christians who spent the week defending livestreaming a public execution then got up this morning and went to church.
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So we're friends with Russia, enemies with Canada, and are going to livestream a public execution like we're Al Qaeda? You do understand that this is fucking nuts, right?
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Its crazy how people are perfectly comfortable suggesting all sorts of inconvenient, expensive restrictions on women & girls' freedoms in an effort to avoid male violence, but the moment we suggest restricting the lives of men & boys in an effort to prevent them from perpetrating violence against women & girls, People lose their minds. Almost like there's double standard.
If going to a party thrown by men is “dangerous and a bad decision”, then men shouldn’t be allowed to throw parties or exist in society. If men are such a danger that “women should know better than to drink around them”, then men shouldn’t be allowed to participate in a functioning society. Y’all wanna have that convo? Or do you want to start holding fellow men accountable? Now.
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Jane Doe hasn't been doxxed by the rapists yet because they don't know who it is BECAUSE THEY'VE DONE THIS MANY TIMES BEFORE and now I want to puke
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“girls mature faster” no… girls are punished sooner, blamed sooner, sexualized sooner, and forced to face situations sooner
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“A woman who makes false accusations should get the same punishment as a rapist.” So, she should have to write an essay?
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It's Friday , time for the Cure.
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We had the time of our lives. Thank you, Kruk! 🧡
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The D.A in the Cornell 7 case needs to remove himself or be removed because we are at multiple lies now.
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You know what’s more dangerous than trans athlete??? 7 Frat boys at Cornell University…
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That would be Mitch McConnell in case you were not aware! 🤬
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