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One day the Mariners will win a world series and I will have to apologize to my future children for saying it's the happiest day of my life through a river of tears
Emily Rose retweeted
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
George Orwell
*buys seattle dog at @Mariners game*
*toddler demands to hold it*
I think you know how this one ends ((ground dog))
breaking out of my hiatus just to say @mariners I love you and I'll see you at the ALDS, going back to crying now
Yay Kevin!
A Mariner through and through.
We’re proud to announce @Kevin_Martinez has been named President of Business Operations, marking the culmination of a 34-year rise through our organization defined by extraordinary love for our team, community & fanbase.
🔗 atmlb.com/4dDntzM
ALT Kevin Martinez, President of Business Operations
Emily Rose retweeted
if you can somehow watch this and walk away from it saying something like “yup that’s my guy that’s who i’m gonna vote for” then i want you to know that you are just a full-on idiot
does everyone make up random absurd mariners nicknames that they use all the time? e.g.:
Logey Gilby
Robles, I hardly know-bles
Jizzle Puzzle
Plunko
Dye-laaaaan
Chargooey
Cal Poly
Emily Rose retweeted
A song about the great 2001 Mariners for the @LeBatardShow. Thank you to @__ChrisCote and @MichaelRyanRuiz for the vote of confidence.
Emily Rose retweeted
I feel like the media, maybe intentionally, acts as if they don’t take Trump seriously as a politician despite him having been president. Because if anyone else said this, it’d be headline news everywhere.
