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Emily Bernstein

@emilybern

@realoverheardla / words in @the_belladonnas @pointsincase / ig @ embern

 Los Angeles, CA
instagram.com/embern
Joined June 2009
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Elmo is the most relatable muppet because he's also on Wellbutrin
Elmo (@elmo) profile pictureElmo
@elmo1 May 2023
April Showers ✅ Elmo is ready for May Flowers! Yeah baby!
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I need Nathan Fielder to spend 30 days living with them
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@PopCraveOct 28
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people: “That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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when I say I have liquid assets I mean soup
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"3 likes isn't a lot" imagine 3 cats on your lap
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let’s tell the government AI is inside a woman’s body then maybe they’ll regulate it
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couples costume idea
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me when I get too high:
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@bryan_johnsonAug 6
I know some of you find me insufferable sorry about that
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the white house chef should make a big beautiful salad
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"Is this a period symptom or am I dying" coming this summer from A24
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@CultureCraveJun 17
Hollywood agencies are scouring Reddit for short stories and ideas that could be turned into movies following the success of 'Backrooms' (via @THR)
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@nypostMay 12
Demi Moore’s toned arms take center stage on Cannes Film Festival 2026 red carpet trib.al/DYJYRNx
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are you in love or are you just in a walkable city with public transit
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how it feels to work from home
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influencers at coachella should have to wear NASCAR suits with all of their sponsors
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Tommy Stella@tommy_stellaApr 3
It’s kind of insane that we’re all lucky enough to live on this insignificant blue ball floating in an endless void that can somehow keep us alive indefinitely and yet a huge chunk of people want to ruin it forever in the name of an economic concept that we made up ourselves
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@ScottGustinApr 3
Like a grand and miraculous spaceship, our planet has sailed through the universe of time. Earth as seen from Artemis II.
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Me leaving the group hang when someone starts explaining a board game
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Lorem Ipsum would be a beautiful name for a girl
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when I hear my cat throwing up in the other room:

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Emily Bernstein@emilybern2 Feb 2023
Why stop at groundhog day? We should predict everything with rodents. Put a gerbil in charge of the stock market
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I still don’t know who jelly roll is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask #grammys
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Just found out that therapists have their own therapists which implies the existence of a final boss therapist
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Fage gap relationship (she likes chobani)
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