Emma

Me explaining to a bunch of sr. engineers why their design is all wrong (i've been here for 3 weeks)

‘I thought you might find this interesting’ is such an intimate little sentence There’s something deeply endearing about someone understanding how your mind works well enough to anticipate what might intrigue you. We all want to feel understood, even in our absence

Mmmmm i really do love a wafer thin treat

My favourite form of renewable energy is waking up after a nap

I’m fattening up my future husband with homemade treats so he can’t run away (Pictured are my sourdough croissants)

Terrestrial compute has had a good run.

There is something wonderfully ironic about dedicating so much of my time to accelerating the timeline, while actively hoping the technologies i’m so bullish on will displace me from the workforce asap I’m not trying to spend my reproductive prime building the future. I am trying to build the future fast enough to enjoy it I want the robots to take my job. They can optimise production while i focus on reproduction. Accelerate in order to retvrn

Grok rarely hallucinates for me but when he does i like to tell him “well that was grokward” so he has an opportunity to reflect on his behaviour

What if we kissed in the micro center build your own pc section

What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your cabbage of non-zero Gaussian curvature

Some nomenclature suggestions One robot = Optimus Multiple robots = Optimi A group = a clank of Optimi

Never let your side gig (your job) Distract you from your main gig (making and eating soup)

Feminine mystique except you can see exactly when I had a moment of weakness from my project’s commit history

I love these jokes bc I’m a woman of Chinese descent who started working for the government at 16 and eventually became a defense engineer I’ve sat through enough counterintelligence briefings to appreciate just how long this punchline has been in development

There are intelligence agencies operating with less information than the average female group chat

Bad weather means I stay indoors to enjoy my rent and use pantry constraints to drive sourdough development

“I can change him”

I support workplace diversity !! (One neurotypical person should be required in every room full of engineers)

Every CAD folder eventually becomes a graveyard of 
final.step
final_v2.step
final_REAL.step
final_USE_THIS.step
final_USE_THIS (1).step

Every woman should have a quintessential chocolate chip cookie recipe they can make on command and pass down for generations