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emoprog 🇬🇱

@emoprog

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Joined August 2013
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*shows up to work two hours early*
emoprog 🇬🇱 (@emoprog) profile pictureemoprog 🇬🇱@emoprogNov 2
girls will literally be like just fall back an hour, you will be fine, but I am not fine
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people will be like "I would happily pull the lever, but no way would I push the fat man" and even be smug about it, when you are literally the reason why we can't have good things as a society
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girls will literally be like just fall back an hour, you will be fine, but I am not fine
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what time is it really? does anybody really know?!? is all of this just some sick joke?
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my position from the beginning has been fuck chihuahuas
Jared Garlic (@chiweethedog) profile pictureJared Garlic@chiweethedogNov 2
No way anyone is going to trash Abdul El-Sayed, who will betray all of us within a calendar year if he heroically wins; by bending over to Jewish groups pressure which is guaranteed bc he’s a baby Obama, with a coordinated botted Islamophobic attack on my watch. No sirree bob.
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Literal wrecker
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Literally the most CIA account on here
Jared Garlic (@chiweethedog) profile pictureJared Garlic@chiweethedogNov 2
No way anyone is going to trash Abdul El-Sayed, who will betray all of us within a calendar year if he heroically wins; by bending over to Jewish groups pressure which is guaranteed bc he’s a baby Obama, with a coordinated botted Islamophobic attack on my watch. No sirree bob.
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girls love to get interested again after some time off, hopefully
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emoprog 🇬🇱@emoprog7 Aug 2020
[at my first rodeo] wow! was NOT expecting that!!!
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exchange the first letter of their last name with first letter of their first name
𝓜 (@Midewontmiss) profile picture𝓜
@MidewontmissOct 29
What’s a polite way to tell someone, “I’m not discussing this with you because your entire understanding of the subject is built on so many interconnected misconceptions that correcting them would require uninstalling your current worldview and starting the tutorial from birth”?
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it should be considered antisemitic to look like this
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 (@PollTracker2024) profile picturePolitics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Oct 31
Haley Stevens’ finacé tells TMZ that she is ready to pull her support for Abdul El-Sayed in the Michigan Senate race.
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something needs to be done about the OF chatbots
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"just ignore them" sorry, no. where's the fun in that?
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Talkin' Baseball
@TalkinBaseball_Oct 30
Christian Yelich says that ripping darts during batting practice was an important good luck charm for Brewers hitters
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emoprog 🇬🇱@emoprog26 Sep 2021
wishing everyone a happy bob uecker day baseball⚾️
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emoprog 🇬🇱@emoprog26 Sep 2021
https://xitter.gq/t.co/ugN0TurwyH baseball ⚾️
Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) profile pictureNorm Macdonald
@normmacdonald13 Oct 2018
It was amazing to see my good and great friend, the good and great Bob Uecker joining the booth on Fox in the third inning. IT IS CRIMINAL IF FOX DOES NOT HAVE BOB CALL THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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if there was ever a scenario where i could lick the pussy of every ape to save one human, i would do it, no questions asked, because i love humans
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terrible communication strategy, but hopefully it doesn't matter anymore
Jvnior (@Jvnior) profile pictureJvnior
@JvniorOct 25
“Honey we can’t buy eggs, we have to set aside $7 to bomb the kids in Gaza. Remember?” Abdul El-Sayed is absolutely crushing it. This is the most brilliant ad of all time 👏🏼
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nobody needs you to tie their kitchen table economics to Gaza at this point, come on, be real
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Brewers win: finally the world recognizes the moral worth of everything I've been doing forever Packers lose: why? why would God abandon me during these uncertain times?
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