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@InPostUK Ive just been to your locker for the second day running as it says it has availability for all parcel sizes but once I go to see end my parcel it says there's no availability

@fitbit I went swimming the other day and my watch face came off. Is there anything I can do?

@ElmbridgeLC the temp traffic lights on Fair Oak lane are both on red and not changing

@DeliverooHelp your service doesn't appear to be working. Ordered with a due time of 1955 and just called the restaurant after being 334th in the live chat queue. Turns out it's going to be an hour longer to wait! Why does the app not state this?

When you're waiting for the police to arrive to some anti social behaviour on the farm while home alone and then your mum sends you this... (Posting on here as she's on every other social media platform)

In other news, @woodallc87's being pretty handy now he's finished work (he's always been handy to be honest with you but check out this tiling!!!)

Poor woman

Open me up for 4 FREE CLASSES! - mailchi.mp/25c671cb6959/what…

This is how you exercise with a baby... - mailchi.mp/6c0ddaf3f8cc/what…

Did you know you shouldn't exercise to lose weight *[FNAME]*? - mailchi.mp/e0fa3b4fe7ff/what…

Here Are My No Year's Resolutions. Head to my latest email if you're wondering what on earth I'm on about - mailchi.mp/ca390a653390/what…

The best thing about Christmas being over? @CadburyUK @Oreo eggs are BACK!!!

Your gift to me this year... - mailchi.mp/a0c08f974fa7/what…

Not another Black Friday email! - mailchi.mp/602bd5d4cc9e/what… Judging by the state of my inbox, silly season has arrived. Click to read this month's newsletter on how to handle the most sociable month of the year!