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Karen, Esq.

@enemybitchy

rosé litigant

 back and better than ever
Joined November 2025
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Jury box? I sure hope they do!
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Smeg Abbott
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When you’re listening to Spice Girls and one of them randomly comes in with the VOCALS you know that’s Sporty Spice
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God forbid a white boy speak a little Español
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Do yall wash your hands before you get in the shower or do I have OCD
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What if the beanstalk giant’s pronouns were fee/fi/fo/fum and fee was just introducing fumself when Jack so rudely broke into fis castle
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I love having my camera off in a Teams meeting. Yall don’t even know I’m lying on the floor rn
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morg 🪻@morrgnnNov 4
they’re renaming fort worth to fort woke btw
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Sorry but this is now the National Anthem of the United States of America
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Karen, Esq.@enemybitchyMar 27
Thinking about the time years ago when I went to run errands in a crop top and then heard Beto O’Rourke was making a campaign appearance nearby so I went and got a pic with him so there exists a picture of me showing belly button next to Beto O’Rourke
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Greg Assbutt
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Overheard my husband telling the cat “HEY. We live in a blue state now. I get to meow at YOU”
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Nothing but Obama era club bangers on the drive to work this morning
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Sorry I can’t come to work I have too many people to text
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You can show up to work drunk tomorrow if you're in Texas. They just said it on the news
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gwen howerton@kissphoriaNov 4
The people of Texas have decided: God is non-binary
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Early ACOTAR: I want to fuck the cursed werewolf faerie who kidnapped me Late ACOTAR: after a day of teaching trauma-informed art classes and giving PPP loans to woman-owned small businesses, I put the newborn to bed and my feminist husband asked for consent to have le sexy time
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Adding “not to be unreasonably withheld” to the other party’s contract language
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Using the bathroom on a different floor of the office building to microdose Bizarro World
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My cat looks so annoyed when I’m doing chores and going from room to room, up and downstairs, because he has to follow me to each location. Like I’m forcing him to do that
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